Testbook

(těstˌbʊk)

-n

The account you made before you made your permanent Facebook account; the one you used to get a feel of Facebook and to check out people profiles in hopes of being able to view them by meeting the criteria of having an account. Usually named after your alias and does not contain any photos.

Your girlfriend: (casually browsing through your account): It says here under the People You Might Know category that you might know Joe Snuffy. Who's that?

You: Oh, that was just my Testbook. I used it to check out people's profiles before I actually committed to Facebook.

Your girlfriend: Wow, did you "Testbook" me before we met?

You: I plead the Fizzif, bitch!

by Castleheart October 14, 2010

Tess and David

Amazing couple with a lifetime to spend together. Life of the party and the center of attention when they are together. no doubt this couple will last through the good times and bad.

Tess and David are at it again!

by Theresa Galardo April 17, 2012

Testicular Absenteeism

1. Having no balls; weak and worthless like a jellyfish.
2. Lacking the ability to stand for what is right in the face of criticism.
3. Appeasement.

Mr. Douche parades around the office like a Badass until he's challenged, then he comes down with an acute case of Testicular Absenteeism.

by RorschachNEOCON May 15, 2012

Teschia

Fun loving child like girl beautiful and easy to talk to. A girl all the guys want. has very blonde moments usually athletic and slender in size. adorable smart and bright girl. also very multi talented and has a short attention span at times.

Boy:did you see Teschia today she was just Gorgeous though she can't seem to pay attention to what im talking about

by Starr009 March 11, 2013

Testiclous lackitious

1) A guy who cheats while still saying he loves you.
2) A guy who is married or in a "committed" relationship and still hits on you.

3) A guy who says he's really interested in you and then has sex with another woman.
4) A guy who leads you on, tells you he has feelings for you and won't end the relationship he is in or begin a relationship with you.

Example 1-
Girl 1: I thought you were going to get with this guy?
Girl 2: I was but it turns out he's a totaly Testiclous lackitious!

Example 2-

Woman 1: So what happened to make you and your husband get a divorce?
Woman 2: I found out he was Testiclous lackitious.

by TerinLu May 1, 2013

testicular matrophy

The slow decay of your manhood after years of matrimony.

I don't know what's wrong doctor. I never get to go out with my friends anymore or watch the game on the weekend. We’re always doing things with my wife’s friends. We joined a book group and go clothes shopping together. Hmm, sounds like a severe case of testicular matrophy to me.

by rpcgal September 4, 2013

teslify

To "testify" in regards to, or commend, the works of Nikola Tesla or referring to the denouncement of Thomas Edison's involvement in defaming Nikola Tesla.

Scientist 1 - "Edison sure was a bitch for doing what he did to Tesla."

Scientist 2 - "Teslify, Bro, Teslify!"

by The Scryptnotist October 23, 2013