Dirty Steph

When you deadlift a man’s balls from the ground up while sharting with a storm of fecal matter all around him.

Somebody gave Richard a dirty Steph at the CrossFit gym

by Anidrama August 8, 2021

steph-dong

v.: To call one's friends to hang out only to fall asleep whilst hanging out or even before the arrival of said friends.

Ben: What happened last night?
Mike: Sorry I didn't hang out with you, I pulled a steph-dong.

by Favorite Resident February 20, 2009

steph

one who wants to get in bed with mr happy

geoff: hey you still going out with that chick from last night?
allan: nah she's such a steph!

by c.a.s.p.er February 1, 2008

Steeple

Verb: To jab someone in the bare anus, or in the anal area with clothes on, a sharp object, which may or may not resemble a church steeple. The two index fingers of each hand placed together may be used as a steeple.

Noun: The object being used to steeple someone, as described in the verb form above.

I'm going to steeple you so bad.

Watch out for the steeple!

This shampoo bottle will make a good steeple.

I'm going to steeple you.

by Dave March 4, 2003

stephen

a guy who swallows very large penis's

eww look at that stephen

by brian cowerly January 15, 2008

Stephan

A guy who loves to get drunk and chase tail. Usually smart. Very lazy. Will likely be left forever alone.

Yo Stephan how many drinks have you had?!

30 shots! Omg! My song is on!

by Cramming June 19, 2017

Stephen King-ed it.

When a movie, book, or story being told by a friend tells a wonderful story, with vivid colors and great imagination, but absolutely fucks up the ending with something that doesn't make any sense and seems like the ending was created by a cat or some other animal.

Friend 1: Dude, I watched Fight Club over the weekend. Those last 5 minutes were the worst movie ending ever.

Friend 2: Oh my god, they sure Stephen King-ed it.

by DrObviousSubscribesSense June 14, 2010