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Fat Smash 

Another term for when you go poop.
I'm about to have a fat smash!
Fat Smash by majorbro November 12, 2010

Apple Smash 

To pound the booty. Pillaging, but albeit pleasurable, anal sex.
I can't wait to get home tonight braaaahhh. Bae will beer there waiting for me, in bed, on all fours, waiting for an apple smash.

Pound dat ass good braaaaaaahhh.
Apple Smash by Eaton Holgoode December 28, 2015

Negate the Smash

To initiate sexual intercourse with a woman. It also can mean to have sexual advances rejected by a woman.

Its Friday night I'm about to negate the smash on this hoe.

Damn i was trying hard and bitch was negating my smash

Boner Smash 

verb/interjection.

A strange, malicious and supremely homo-erotic act perpetrated by teenagers in a certain Cleveland, OH all-boy academy. A boner smash involves one teenager quickly extending a sharp thrusted hand into the erect penis of another while shouting "BONER SMASH!!!!"

This puzzling action has recently come under much scrutiny:

Why would a person be walking around with a visible hard-on at an all boys school?
What would compel one to want to touch, much less mangle, another person's engorged unit?

Boner smashing can be viewed as a more extreme, and more questionable, version of "Nut Tapping," another Cleveland phenomenon.

Many surmise that this action is a strong confirmation of the supreme gayety of all parties involved.

ex. "Hey, there's S-Petro. A boner? NICE!! I'll take care of that!"
*walks over to S-Petro*
"BONER SMASH!!!"
*sharply thrusts outstretched palm into S-Petro's groin, S-Petro doubles over and groans, effete laughter ensues*
Boner Smash by Real Heady Krizlo September 27, 2005

Noodle Smash 

When a male becomes too intoxicated to achieve a "full mast" erection (resembling a limp noodle), but still attempts to make sexual contact with a female counterpart who is also intoxicated.
Scott was so hammered last night at his fraternity's formal, he tried to Noodle Smash me but it didn't work - so he fell asleep sitting up.
Noodle Smash by theblondebomber April 29, 2009

guild smash

When a guild decides to take a break or call it quits.
"Hey Chris did you read about the guild smash post?"

"Yea Im server transferring tomorrow."