Senor Smoothie

A cheesy middle aged balding man, preferably with the name Pedro or Santino. Slicked back hair and a sharp suit.

Oh my, That bloke is a right senor smoothie.

by HollyandTawny April 29, 2008

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ass smooth

Something in a coherent whole. Mainly a collection of some sort or a group of somewhat relative things.

Often used to brag about a fancy, but pointless, bunch of stuff someone has, but can also be used as an alternative to words like pretty, hot, etc.

Your Pokemon card collection is so ass smooth.

by Arnas September 25, 2010

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smootches

What you say to someone when they are blocking your way and you want to politely ask them to move.

**john's big grill is all up in the hallway and amy comes along**

Amy- "Smootches johnny boy!"
John- "oh, terribly sorry mam!"

by Adam23 July 28, 2005

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Smoothie

When a male takes a dump then pees in a girls mouth, then the girl swallows it then throws it back up into the guys mouth.

Rodger likes mary very much, so the made a smoothie.

by hobo77 October 14, 2008

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smoot

n. - A vaginal dingleberry. In medicine, a feces particle coming to rest in or around the labia which may or may not be accompanied by a stray pubic hair.

When in conjunction with a ninja boot, a smoot may also represent a master, or sensei, who emerges from the "dojo" to battle the boot

Alternate Definitions - camel toe crap cap, a ninjaboot shit-crown, a pussy poop garnish, a furry feces foe.

1. That bitch must wipe from back to front, because I've got a smoot stuck in my teeth.

2. Nice ninja-boot smoot!

3. That furburger is delicious! Do I detect a hint of smoot?

4. Bitch, you a small cunt hair away from getting the smoot kicked out of you!

by ABBC September 18, 2008

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