Land of Free T-Shirts

see America.

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Bo-Hunk Shithead

One who thinks he is better than others, but in reality bases any success on his ass kissing abilities. Usually wears his pants too short and still wears retro clothing. A very dramatic person.

The only reason Bill received a promotion because he is a Bo-Hunk Shithead.

by GuySmitty101 March 5, 2008

cut-off shirt

A regular shirt that has had both the sides cut off using scissors. Looks like a poor quality muscle-T.

Originated in Sonoma County, CA and has spread throughout the county high schools. Mainly wore by the jocks; football & basketball players.

Joe: I feel like making a new cut-off shirt today.

Devon: Another? Didn't you make like 2 last night?

Joe: Yeah, but I could use some new ones.

by Iwear Cut-offs July 20, 2012

shitheel

an insignificant or annoying person.

You know the little guy that works down that way? Yeah, he's a shitheel.

by dahabawahbo October 16, 2008

T-Shirt Time

Screaming "T-Shirt Time!!!!" implements the start of getting ready to party.

Dude1: What Time is it?
Dude2: T-SHIIIIIIIIRT TIME ! Let's get ready to party!
Dude1: Alright it's T-Shirt Time!!!!

by SchwanzusLongus August 25, 2011

A-Shirt

Often mistaken for an undershirt, the A-Shirt is actually a quality piece of pimping attire. Usually worn underneath a mostly unbuttoned shirt, or by itself to helplessly seduce the ladies. Quality.

That pimp in that pink Cadillac is sportin' and A-Shirt!

by Cute Mark March 24, 2003

Shirthing

Accidentally giving birth while defecating.

My wife avoided taking crap right before labor for fear of shirthing.

by STAJ2000 February 28, 2011