Eeyore Shirts

The ever growing clothing fad among'st fat women. The large selection of plus size Eeyore shirts in Clothing departments.

She got an Eeyore shirt on sale.
Doesn't that Eeyore shirt make her look huge?
Look at those huge Eeyore shirts.
I can't believe my mom wears Eeyore shirts.
Why do all fat women wear Eeyore shirts?

by Camel Toe Bunchalotta October 2, 2012

You wit the shits

Being down to hook up and explore the other persons body and interest without having to talk much or prolong the process. In other words DTF or suck!

“Is you wit the shits?”

“Yea I’m down”

by Godfather Young January 28, 2020

shifts

Masturbation. (The noun of the verb 'to shift')

Jay - "I love shifts."
Torin - "Yea, you shift all the time, don't you?"
Jay - "Yea, I shifted three times yesterday."
Torin - "You're just the ultimate shifter, aren't you."

by MP Shifter December 23, 2008

Chuckle Shits

When you are takin a poo and you start to laugh and the laughter aids in the departure of said poo.

whilest on the phone with my friend he said a funny excerpt from a film we had previously watched which then made me laugh which then led to the dun dun dunnnnnnnnn Chuckle Shits

by |\|00|3_|<!|_|_ August 31, 2007

Fish and Shits

The Brittish version of the sexual act better known as the shocker. Both the index and middle fingers are inserted into the vagina while the pinky on the same hand penetrates the anus. Two different and distinctive aromas are left on the fingers upon removal.

"My mate went Fish and Shits on that Trollop last night before he shagged her!

by Blunted McJammy January 15, 2015

Shinster

The act of doing a girl doggie style on hard flooring, then reaching down, grabbing her ankles and puling them out from under her so chin hits the floor.

Dude i gave a girl the shinster last night and busted her face up.

by The Climbing man May 1, 2010

Shiftswitch

A type ill muthafucka. The type that'll get fresh at a moments notice. Usually the type who rocks rasta dreads but can come in any shape or form.

Look at ruudz, he straight shiftswitching that beat yo!!

by jizzill November 18, 2004