Scatemojical Dysphoria

Noun - A condition where one is self-conscious because they believe their poop is supposed to be the same consistency as a 💩 emoji.

She wouldn’t poop in any toilet outside of her home because she had scatemojical dysphoria.

by Jazzdrummer1 May 18, 2019

Scatgeist

Someone who shits where they're not supposed to, or doesn't flush and sneaks away.

"Man .. I just cleaned the toilet for the third time this week and still find shit streaks in the bowl."
"You have a scatgeist ... it must be the tenants upstairs."
"Wait'll I catch that scatgeist ..."

by bwothorth July 20, 2019

scatchatoon

a word for white people to use instead of saying the n word

“ man , that scatchatoon stole my car keys ! “

by friskysponge October 27, 2019

scattertude

When a person has got attitude or is upset by something then "scatters" throws all their belongings of objects about.

My wife got upset with me and then trashed the room. She had proper Scattertude

by Bagsy45 November 3, 2019

scatterbitched

When you like one girl but you also like another girl.

You see I like Lisa but I also like Karen. Many I’m scatterbitched

by Andrew Forcienal November 8, 2019

Scats

gives a fuck

John: I went to the pool
Me: Scats

by Wyatt Payneisranga69 December 2, 2019

Scatmay

A weirder word for excuse me!!
use it at school kids...

scatmay, i'm the real tree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by The Cream Charger Gang December 16, 2019