Rule 7 

Rule 7 - If it can be done, the Japanese have done it better. If it can't, they have.

"God... I have been playing Dark Souls a month and still no progress man..."
"Rule 7 - Some Japanese guy beat it in 90 minutes."
"What the - HOW!?!?!"

Rule 7 by VERTIGO7 October 19, 2011

Rule 7411 

If someone declares something that makes no sense, it must be opposite day.

Billy: Hey Rich, Emma just accepted my date for tonight.

Rich: Rule 7411

Billy: Damn It

Rule 7411 by chilltage is coo n stuff June 2, 2011

rule 128

This rule cancels out all attempts rule effect/actions and mirrors it to the other speaker using original rule.

*girl on phone*

Guy: "rule 8"

Girl: " rule 128"

Guy " Shit "

rule 128 by Prairie_dog_alien_dinosaur December 25, 2015

rule 9000

The power level of epicness.Dbz reference to the part in 1 of the episodes where vageta says,"It's over 9000!!!" in the response to the question obviously what does the scouter say about his power level.

Rule 9000:
Vageta,what does the scouter say about his power level?

answer:IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!*break*

rule 9000 by jorge121 October 17, 2008

Rule-D

There is Nothing that can't be Denied.

Me and my Baboons? Broad Daylight? 100 Witnesses,Video? It Wasn't Me,Yo.Rule-D.

Rule-D by Waboa February 15, 2009

Rule 300 

If you give up, they win.

Leonidas: SPARTA WILL BURN IF WE GIVE UP, that's rule 300 bitches!

Rule 300 by The Man with the Golden Gun August 20, 2013

Rule 200

Also known as the Thermite clause, this rule states that if you know who keyed your car, you have every right to find them and ignite a bucket of thermite on top of their hood. This will totally melt through the hood, block, pistons, and anything else, thereby rendering the vehicle totally unusable. This can be coupled with a gallon of boiled linseed oil in the gas tank to destroy any other engine they may put in there later on.

Some bastard keyed my car, luckily I know who it was! Time to invoke rule 200!

Rule 200 by Cyanide44 October 15, 2014