pubearia

When your diarrea is so bad it shoots to the front and dirties your pubes.

I ate a burrito at Ramiros tonight it and I got pubearia.

by Giggo March 14, 2008

PUBERFAULK

men experiencing hair on their upper lip...and/or chin should not be alarmed.....for they are going through whats known as.....puberfaulk.
*do not be alarmed*
This is a harmless part of every young mans life, where hair starts going in strage places, you start having hallucinations that u are fighting in a war that doesnt actually exist. You may also find that you start seeing girls on the internet attractive - some may have children.

guy one - You dude...i well feel like fightin in 'Nam today
guy two - I no what u mean man!! got an itch that needs scrathin...i love war.
guy one - tell me bout it...shame i cant though. i have to stay in and act creepy, the talk to my internet bitchez...LOLZ!


dnt fall victiim to Puberfaulk

by SpacedOut1234 August 21, 2008

Pube Parachute

The practice of trimming the pubic hair region with two (2) small lines of hair connecting from the base of the penis to a large semi-round overgrowth of hair above it. Should resemble a standard parachute even to the untrained eye

Jason David England: Author of "How to Nurse your Wallaby" can be seen showing off this style of Pube fashion in various magazines across the U.S. as well as Europe is the inventor of the "Pube Parachute"

by DocHoliday187 October 21, 2008

pube mutton

When a male has another shit on his genitals and he leaves it and lets it dry and crust.

"Aww dude close your legs, you smell like pube mutton!"

by yourfuckingmotherbitch January 18, 2010

Pube-B-Gone

A sticky, flavored tongue-depressor type device for removing pesky pubes caught in the back of the throat after oral.

hey can i borrow your pube-B-gone i got a pube hairball back there.

by Originator22 July 9, 2010

Puberang

A thick, curly hair from a person's genitalia that refuses to leave one's finger on shaking and is often bemoaned by toilet cleaners

I spent an extra 10mins cleaning the restroom lastnight due to an outbreak of Puberangs

by Party Weazel August 10, 2010

Pubeameter

Slightly shorter then a hair on the measurement scale.
Somewhere between a whisker and a Red Cunt Hair (RCH).

The Baseball was hit foul by a pubeameter.

by Balzonya 1977 September 29, 2010