Pocket Mail

When your phone is in your pocket and you got a text message.

*Phone in pocket*
*Ring Ring*
Friend: Whoa somone has pocket mail (:

by HannahHomicide(: January 2, 2011

Pocket Rape

When someone asks you if how much money you have on your person and when you show them they proceed to help themselves.

Girl: How much change do you have on you?

Guy: This much (shows her contents of his pocket)

Girl: Ooh, I need 52 cents (takes fifty two cents)

Guy: Wait! No! ... that was a blatant case of pocket rape, I said no.

by GinSeven December 2, 2010

Pocket Knot

The impossible knot headphone cords seem to achieve while in a pocket. These knots form in a non-time sensitive manner. The difficulty of undoing them is proportional to how loud the background noise in a room or the importance of the phone call.

Hey, I'll call you back, it's really loud in here and I just pulled out a pocket knot that could've killed Houdini.

by 4noKateTour April 25, 2014

pocket-monster

When your penis is erect or you just have a larger than normal flaccid penis and it is placed where your pocket is and is visible from an observer's perspective

Is that a pocket-monster or is that just a roll of quarters.

by spermgun.is.triggered_cumshot July 6, 2017

Pocket fart

A fart that is almost out of your ass but is stuck right at your asshole. Best taken care of by pulling your glutes in opposite direction.

Dammit! This uncomfortable feeling in my butt must be a pocket fart.

by FuckedUpDrummer March 8, 2018

Pocket sized sluts

Midgets that want to have sex.

Ricky and Bryan found to pocket sized sluts to fuck.

by StickyRickyDicky May 27, 2019

Pocket Gay

Pocket Gay
Someone who is Gay within there pockets or pants

Instead of closet gay you could be a pocket gay where you will sit down somewhere and put your hands in your pocket and masterbate while looking at another person of the same gender

by cannibal666 May 24, 2009