Game played by bored female office workers, wherein an individual is selected and then compared with Bill Oddie. The game can be played using individuals known to both players or celebrities.
Rules: One must be selected as a sexual partner, death isn't an option.
Outcome: It's surprising how often Bill must get laid!
Rules: One must be selected as a sexual partner, death isn't an option.
Outcome: It's surprising how often Bill must get laid!
Nanette: I'm bored, how about Playing Bill Oddie
Fleur: OK. David Cameron or Bill Oddie?
Nanette: Ugh. Have to be Bill again. Are you sure death isn't an option?
Fleur: You wish! Your turn.
Fleur: OK. David Cameron or Bill Oddie?
Nanette: Ugh. Have to be Bill again. Are you sure death isn't an option?
Fleur: You wish! Your turn.
by Angel_k June 1, 2011
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A male sex partner who pretends to be deceased or very stunned during the act of lovemaking.
This can either be through the acting out of a fetish or through the partener just being very shy.
This can either be through the acting out of a fetish or through the partener just being very shy.
Negative example:
"OMG... he was suuuuuper hot, but a total Sex Possum... eiw"
Positive example:
"Sometimes my partner and i like playing sex possum; where i pretend to be dead.. its amazing, she loves it man."
"OMG... he was suuuuuper hot, but a total Sex Possum... eiw"
Positive example:
"Sometimes my partner and i like playing sex possum; where i pretend to be dead.. its amazing, she loves it man."
by eyeknowit May 25, 2014
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Example: I'm at work and need to shit so instead of saying I'm going to shit in front of customers I say I'm going to go play game of thrones real quick to defend the porcelain throne.
Example: I'm at work and need to shit so instead of saying I'm going to shit in front of customers I say I'm going to go play game of thrones real quick to defend the porcelain throne.
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I've groped women, but never, you know, fucked a girl (grimacing in disgust at the idea of sex with a woman)...I'm a platinum fag.
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