Carpe Key 'Em

Seize the Keys. A Hurricane Thursday event at the University of Tulsa where students drive golf carts on The U with drunk goggles on, to teach about drunk driving.
I'm going to Carpe Key 'em that kid over there, he's drank too much.
by TUgirl18 November 07, 2010
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low key italian

A guy from Italian decent, has the food, family values, the good hair, good looks, and the romance. A low key Italian is the perfect guy because they don't have the many girlfriends, they want a relationship, and he knows how to treat a woman.
You should definitely go out with him! He's a low key Italian!
by Heyitskk August 11, 2017
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digging for my keys

To digitally penetrate. Used to describe foreplay in a joking manner or to describe a clinical visit to a doctor.
“He’s been selfish in bed lately. I’m not going down on him until he spends a few minutes digging for my keys.”

“Went to my gyno today. Nothing like meeting a complete stranger for the firs time while they dig for your keys!”
by Lauralai22 April 30, 2018
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The Car Keys Defense

AKA "Car Keysing"
When a woman uses a real but unrelated example of physical danger as an excuse for harmful or toxic behavior by herself or other women towards men. The goal of "The Car Keys Defense" is to try to shut down a man's complaint about problems men face in modern dating life and/or wider society by bringing the discussion to women feeling unsafe, which will always trump a man's feelings. The term comes from women often citing they must "carry car keys between their knuckles when walking alone" to avoid discussing in some instances men are harmed by women's behavior online or in real life.
"I don't like when women just use Tinder for compliments. You know it's easy for you to find dates, but for men that's wasting their limited swipe rights they could have used for someone actually interested. It's harmful."
"Excuse me, I don't want to hear about men's problems when women have to walk with their car keys between their fingers at night because they are terrified of what a man might do to them. Nope. Sorry. Don't care."
"Don't use The Car Keys Defense just because you have unique and real problems of your own doesn't mean you can cause problems for others."

"I think it's really hypocritical that women have spent the last decade fighting for body positivity in media but see no problem with openly stating they won't date men under 6 feet. It's really hypocritical."
"Aw poor baby doesn't get enough matches? I have to make sure I give a friend what address I'm going to and a time I'll text back so they know I haven't been raped and murdered on a date, but go off about how women were mean to you."
"Car Keysing just to defend toxic body expectations? Slay queen!"
by mrgreyho November 03, 2021
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4-Key Beatmania

A term used for DDR simulators played on the keyboard, since many songs for DDR simulators have become as hard as Beatmania songs.
by dj gs68 May 10, 2003
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Team Beta Keys

A group of cool homeslices that like to invade.
Person 1:Team Beta Keys pwn your website!!
Web Owner:yeah I know
by jess1ca01 August 23, 2006
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SHUT THAT KEY UP

Something you shout when someone is being extremly loud in opening a door.
Person 1: WILL YOU SHUT THAT KEY UP?
Person 2: Sorry, its a new lock!
by DaneCookTheCheater January 27, 2009
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