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Give Me The Keys
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What you say to a
drunk
person
so that they
don
't suffer a car crash
Drunk
Guy
: I'm gonna hom
Friend
: Give me the keys, dude, you're drunk dammit
Give Me The Keys
by
MoisesTheSocialDemocrat
August 10, 2020
Skills
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Something
I
don
'
t
have
I
don
'
t
have any skills
Skills
by
MoisesTheSocialDemocrat
July 25, 2020