jess horton

a random girl who lives in salford and orders a happy meal, diet coke, and a mayo chicken with no mayo and no lettuce from maccies daily

jess horton loves a good maccies

by badman10101001 February 17, 2020

Jesse And Chantelle

The most cute, adorable couple you will ever meet! They will definetly be the life of the party and make any special moment a time to remember. They will forever & always be together

Who are they?
That's “Jesse And Chantelle”

by Jesse’sgirl1416 November 23, 2021

jesse

"Jesse"-Means to jizz uncontrollably on one or more people while publicly fisting themselves. "Jizzy Jesse"

"Jizzy jesse strikes again"

by TheJesseJuicer March 6, 2023

Jesse

Long horse cock

Ohh look there goes Jesse twerking on a light pole

by LONG HORSE COCK November 22, 2021

jesse

a perfect guy to have in your life. he is sweet, kind, charming, and polite. he is more respectful than most guys. everyone says that jesse is funny and can make you laugh in any situation. he is attractive and will give you butterflies. he's also a great best friend for a guy or girl. jesse will make you feel special and like no one else matters to him. he is the perfect boyfriend and will give you everything you want in a relationship. he would do anything for you no matter what. he can be shy at times but it doesn't make him boring or less fun to be around. strive to find a jesse to be in your life.

girl: wow you're so lucky to have a jesse as your boyfriend!
me: i know right! i don't deserve him!

by bluelillybird January 9, 2022

Jesse

A shlong muncher

A.K.A will devour all willys within a 100km radius

Jesse, you naughty boy! Leave that man alone!

by Thomas’sbitch September 15, 2020

jesse

not a fun person. he is a narcissist and very mean. ugly person inside and out. rude and heartless.

I met that guy and he is such a Jesse!

by trashkarma April 13, 2025