angry vagina monster

When a girl is on her period, what it actually is, is the ovarian egg hatches and releases a monster. The monster feeds on the thin layers of skin inside the uterus, and when the monster feeds, that is what causes the blood to flow out. The more the monster eats, the heavier the flow of blood. To kill the monster, the tampon is inserted to stop the exile of the blood out of the vagina causing the monster to drown in the blood.

DAMN! that bitch has a really hungry, angry vagina monster.
see how much shes bleeding!?!?!?

by angryvaginamonsterhunter April 19, 2011

Manstration

The irrational periods of anger that all males will experience at least once. Usually lasts 24-48 hours.

It is believed to be due to a random influx of testosterone in the male's body. It is the driving force behind all creation, all civilization, and all invention.
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Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
-Wanting to punch inanimate objects for no specific reason
-Pulsing headaches that can only be treated by punching things
-Voracious hunger, best remedied with large quantities of steak.
-Excessive swearing
-Excessive drinking
-Insomnia/Narcolepsy
-Agoraphobia/agoraphilia
-Photophobia/photophilia
-Periods of intense intelligence/ambition followed by periods of ignorance/lethargy

Julianus: Shit bro, I'm manstrating hard. Wanna build an empire to fuck shit up?

Romulus: Sure man, creating an empire that has a big ass legion must be the equivalent of punching dozens of inanimate objects.

Julianus: True shit. That's one of the best cures for Manstration.

by Bando-De-Shamrock May 29, 2013

monstertard

A retard who excells in cretinous behaviour : someone so stupid that other retards shake their heads at their stupidity.

That monstertard just smoked a cigarette backwards...

by Lord Frazer August 7, 2006

Dinner Monster

The Dinner Monster is an ancient mythological creature that sneaks around Denny's restaurant at night. He has NEVER been seen in real life but many people have different interpretations of it.

Rory:The Dinner Monster is coming! Were all fucked!
Wes:OH SHIT! Run before he eats all your dinner!
Rory:He's too fast were done for!
King from the Zelda Cartoon:I wonder whats for dinner....MONSTER?????

by Manager of Denny's March 1, 2009

Clunge-monster

A clunge-monster lives and breathes clunge. He (or she) is often characterised by delusions of chastity, superior intelligence and good looks. Often pretends to be Spanish and uses this as part of what can best be described as a "professional muffer's handbook" (to include piano playing, sofa-jumping, poetry recitation and translating foreign wine bottles). Regular activities include: muffing, schweffing, chirpsing, degrading, advancing to base 3 (the selfish kind), more muffing, and an unhealthy predilection for masturbation.

- "Why's that guy doing one-armed press-ups in the middle of the bar?"
- "He's a fucking clunge-monster!"

- "Why has Richard got a wrist strain again?"
- "He's a fucking clunge-monster!"

- "Why does Richard call himself Ricardo?"
- "He's a fucking clunge-monster!"

by Del Addy March 10, 2011

A Loch Ness Monster

A bowel movement so great in length that the end of the feces is protruding from the toilet water thus resembling the "Loch Ness Monster".

Some sick bastard left a Loch Ness Monster in the work bathroom.

by Bender77 May 30, 2008

blue veined monster

slang for male genetalia.

my wife told me this morning, "she got attacked last night, by the ""blue veined monster"".

by msgruss March 9, 2009