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The Manatee Minute

When two lovers are having sex and the man will just lay on top of the woman. Now their is no pelvic thrusting or humping required, just sensual eye contact. This should take about 1 minute if the two concentrate and their focus is not interrupted.
Bill: "Dude last night was so effing tiring with Meredith!"

Bob: "Why"

Bill: "Well, we were going hard for a while, and then I got tired. So we tried the Manatee minute. It worked like a charm."
by Flyhunter December 16, 2008
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Hittin the Mitten

Jacking off, or masturbating in a glove or mitten.
He said he couldn't meet us. he was probably home hittin the mitten
by chickengutz March 29, 2010
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Bill Gates' minute

When you are installing an update or a new program, the progress bar says "one minute left" and you sit in front of the screen for five or ten waiting for it to finish....
Hey George, you leavin' or not?
I can't. This POS showed me a minute left in the bar five minutes ago...
It is a Bill Gates' minute!
by Bahamian01 September 2, 2012
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putting on mittens

The internet equivalent of biting one's tongue.
My boss's email was so infuriating that I wanted to reply to all pointing out his hypocrisy. But I need the job, so I ended up putting on mittens and just let it go.
by Xenos Aegletes October 7, 2012
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ERPM (Eye Rolls Per Minute)

A unit used to measure the rate of bullshit escaping from one's mouth over a defined period of time.
My girlfriend's ERPM (Eye Rolls Per Minute) reached dangerous levels as I tried to make up excuses on why my trip to Vegas ended with me getting married to a stripper and getting a butterfly tattooed on my ass.
by tobmeister January 15, 2015
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woman's 5 minutes

When women say 5 minutes but it is often longer it is a woman's 5 minutes.

Can also be used to refer to any amount of time that is likely to be much longer than stated up front.

Similar to male 6 inches.
Mary said that she would be ready in 5. Of course that is a woman's 5 minutes so we have time to watch the last quarter of the game.
by CLS 8888 December 16, 2016
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just a minute

A very old, very British radio game show on the BBC.

Created by Ian Messiter, hosted by Nicholas Parsons. First aired in 1967, now has produced over 800 episodes from different venues across the UK.

Features four witty, articulate linguists (actors, comedians, famous people etc.) trying to talk on a subject without deviation, repetition or hesitation. Good laughs and a healthy amount of banter are almost always present. (often at the expense of the show's host)

Notable Players include: Sir Clement Freud, Peter Jones, Derek Nimmo, Kenneth Williams, Paul Merton
Most common sayings of just a minute:
"And as the minute waltz fades away..." - Nicholas

"The audience enjoyed your interruption so we'll give you a bonus point" - Nicholas
by treblue October 8, 2017
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