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Mini facial

When a man who can only produce small amounts of cum, nuts all over a girls face.
Ooh baby you ready for this mini facial?
by Hellsyeah123 May 24, 2016
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mini-mommycation

1- A short mommycation that takes place during some portion of a day; typically less than 24 hours.

2- An inexpensive mommycation that takes place during some portion of a day
1- While my kids were at school, I had a mini-mommycation at my favorite spa!
2- During my baby's nap time, I grabbed my fuzzy slippers and my favorite magazine for a mini-mommycation!
by The Mommycation Movement December 2, 2013
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Mini-Trump

Someone who doesn't do good for the people around them or under their power. They will usually spread lies about something major like COVID-19, believe in hoaxes and force laws upon others to get their way of things done, and is generally an asshole and an idiot blended together.
"Florida’s Republican governor Ron DeSantis is used to being told he’s doing it wrong."
Person 1: Damn, Florida must be fucked up.
Person 2: I know, right? He sounds like a mini-trump to me.
by Whatwasnixie August 11, 2021
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Mini Cooper

Mini Cooper is an adorable car with a fashionable driver behind the wheel. Unreliable but zippy, this vehicle may leave you stranded on the side of the highway but by God you will look fucking Euro trash cute with the hood up and your thumb out. Don’t talk bad about this car when you are within earshot because as soon as you do it will go all “Christine” on you, locking the doors and emitting numerous check engine lights that can only be cleared by the Gods at Mini Cooper themselves. Mini Coopers make you smile when you see them on the road because they are cute and you aren’t the one dealing with the constant headache of a BMW manufactured engine.
I saw a Mini Cooper broke down on the 80 and couldn’t get over the how perfectly symmetrical the racing stripes were.
by LynnyO September 25, 2020
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mini stylista

a little person who follows trends in the Kids Fashion industry adopts the latest fashions also described as a Minifashionista or mini fashionista you will generally find ministylistas with their mums at www.kidsfashionreview.com
mini stylista ministylista fashionista stylista little fashionista kids fashion review
by Kids Fashion Review February 4, 2010
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mini-slump

When someone has an average to below average sized penis that has a slight and ever so gentle curve to left.
Man that guy taking a whiz next to me in the urinals must have been in a mini-slump due to the slight and ever so gentle curve to the left.
by king_kongman12 March 20, 2017
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mini jetter

A derogatory term to describe a middle or less often high schooler who is more than one standard deviation below the mean in height . Usually refers to a male, but can be insultingly applied to a decidedly uncool chick or chick let .
That short shit mini jetter Timmy wants to play hoops w us this Saturday but no way , he doesn’t have the tiniest chance in mini hell to make a maxi fool of himself on the courts w us , what is he like 4’2” or something? He and that thumbelina chick he porks can take their mini balls and go home ..
by Peepcreep February 9, 2024
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