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cobweb minge

A old lady's cunt
Dude don't be mad but I fucked your great great great grandmother for her 100 th birthday yo man ur great great great granny had her a bad case of cobweb minge I had to fuck her for hours to get her properly dusted out
by Sex slang sabotagery May 23, 2016
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Mingeing

Portmanteau. Whinging like a cunt. Or cunty whinging.
Fucking hell hon, it was pathetic. I told him we were over and he was on the phone mingeing away at me.
by Thatcymraes September 27, 2022
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Minge

a car
brandon: i am going to go get a new minge today, what colour do you have?
oliver: i have a white minge but i prefer grey
by jxrdan January 19, 2021
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Ming

A person that resembles a four leaf clover. You’re considered to be lucky if you had the chance to meet them.
by Emptybottles November 24, 2021
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Wall of Minge

When a woman cock-blocks another woman ie, the female version of a cock-block.
Girl get with him, I'm goin' to erect Wall of Minge on that bitch's ass
by Minge Ninja November 22, 2011
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Ming

An adorable person who is most likely a sexually confused introvert with a huge dick.
That dude is such a Ming, I could take him right there. No homo though.

I'm totally a Ming right now:
by x_m.l.r_x January 7, 2017
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Ming scafidi

by Walle2001 November 22, 2021
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