laker

a wealthy person who does not live at the lake but owns a cottage and/or boat there. most travel a minimum of an hour to inconveniently make the lake busy as hell. lakers make the gas prices go up and increase the summer population by 200%.

laker: "i just bought a boat that i don't know how to drive. can you show me to the nearest marina with the most expensive gas, since i can afford it, so i can fill my 2 boats and 7 jetskis?"

local: "you must be a laker."

by cakehoe August 6, 2008

crystal lake

The "crunkest" city east of the mississippi. Home to the world famous Dole mansion, summer home of Bobby Banana. Originally the leader of ice exports to near-by Chicago, the quiet birthplace of some Styx members, has now swelled to a population of about 50 thousand. The govenment flawed, the school system is surprisingly above average, churning out State Pom titles like so many ice blocks of yesteryear. Having every chain store known to Illinois, the city has become quite the commercial hub for the Northwestern Chicagoland area. And in the process quietly annexing surrounding wealthy townships with all the ferocity of a hungry hungry hippo. The discoverer, Ziba Beardsley, was quoted as saying, "My parents have given me quite a terrible moniker," and "This lake is as clear as crystal"

Chip: "I heard Crystal Lake Pickling and Canning Company once owned a dilly of a pickle factory in the downtown district of our fair city"
Danny: "Yeah, they closed it down because your mom is such a bitch"
Chip: "good call by the chamber of commerce, they really are true Captains of Industry"
Danny: "Now only if they would do something about that hippie/mexican problem"
Chip: "Story of my life."
Danny: "lets go get stuck in traffic"
Chip: "thats easy to do, lets take any street at any time of the day"
Danny: "cute shoes, I love Crystal Lake"

by Ch!p July 24, 2008

Lake County, Florida

The central part of lake county, it is where many notable senior citizens go to rot and die. Chock full of small towns, parts are picturesque: Mount Dora (home of the world famous Renniger's Flea Market and Antique Fair Extrvaganzas). These are the parts filled with old people. However, the rest of these dumpey small towns are filled with parents too tired or poor to live anywhere else, with teenaged offspring that, in turn, grow up to live in Lake County.

"Rachael committed suicide because she couldn't get out of Lake County, Florida, and was afraid to grow old and rot there, much like her parents."

by clearbu2 February 20, 2009

Spring Lake Heights

Also known as the Heights, it is located exactly West of Spring Lake is considered one of the best and coolest towns in the Manasquan District. It is know for it many great places to eat such as Seabreeze and the Champaign Porch. Citizens of Heights are known for their "Heights Pride," and constanly show it by constanly owning the citizens of the other towns, especially people of Spring Lake. There is constant TR_TD activity present in Heights being that is houses a few of its members. Spring Lake Heights possesses Ocean Road Park which is home to the famous MLU Stickball Tournaments.

"Yo Heights Pride Baby!"

"MLU Stickball is played in Spring Lake Heights."

"We're reppin' da' Heights!"

"Heights owns Spring Lake."

by SLH September 3, 2008

Woodcliff Lake

Small New Jersey town in the Pascack Valley part of Bergen County. There's a strip mall (that used to be a farm) with an Anthropologie, JCrew, Banana Republic, Panera Bread, Victoria's Secret, The Gap and not much else. North American or World Headquarters of all of the following: Mercedes, BMW, Ingersoll Rand, Barr Lab (thank them for birth control), KPMG, A&P and a few other big corporations. Close to Paramus: land of many shopping malls. Also, not far from New York City, where we gain our culture. We don't have our own high school, we got to Pascack Hills in Montvale, with kids from Montvale, which is part of the Pascack Valley Regional High School District, the first public school in NJ to get laptops for each student. We have no downtown, so we hang out in Westwood or Ridgewood. Mostly Westwood. We are obsessed with frozen yogurt. Semi-jappy and filled with Mcmansions. Land of many doctors and lawyers. 7th grade is all about the bar/bat mitzvahs. Oh and we have no cute boys. Absolutely no cute boys. However, not a horrible place to spend a childhood. Boring as hell, but safe.

All the middle school girls from Woodcliff Lake think they're cool because they cover themselves in Tiffany's jewlery and designer handbags. Hahaha.

by WCLishot October 17, 2005

Lake City

The Most boring town in the Fricken UNIVERSE!!!! WE ONT EVEN HVE AN OUTBACK!!!! I mean come on!!! OH! But we have a STARBUCKS, when we got that my heart leaped a lil! And whats up with all the rednecks!!!

SO where u from? (PERSON #1)
Lake City, Fl! The best darn tootenist town ever!. (PERSON #2)
SHUT UP!! Nobody Like you!! Lake City sucks!!! (ANGERED WIFE OF #2)

by Cheyanwitts October 31, 2007

Lake Oswego High School

A Senior highschool located in the town of Lake Oswego. It's across the lake from Lakeridge High School. They are known as the "alcohol" school while Lakeridge is the "weed" school. It's filled with a bunch of poser white faggots that get drunk and hit on chicks 4 years younger than them by getting them drunk. They are loser, try-hard shitheads who spoil the name of Lake Oswego. They come from money, so they usually drive around fancy cars they don't deserve, and then go get hammered with other white kids like themselves. The population of black people there is 0.004%

Hey welcome to Florida, where you from?

Oh, Lake Oswego High School. I transfered because they're all poser white kids who get drunk all the time blasting fake ass hip hop in they're pimped out honda civic

That sounds fucking homo

Yea it was bro, it was

by comeonidontcarewhatthenameis January 5, 2011