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The Langerhans Polka

The movement and actions of an individual with polyuria in a crowd, who must leave to urinate. This frequently involves dodging, darting, and abrupt movements towards the bathroom. "Langerhans" is from the Isle of Langerhans, an organ in the body afflicted by diabetics, who, by virtue of their affliction, urinate frequently, but the definition is not restricted to diabetics.
"After that seventh beer, John was doing the Langerhans Polka the rest of the night."
by Freezy Fruster May 4, 2009
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george langabeer

a farming person who also makes beer and other stuff coz he is pro
Person 1: hey george langabeer
George: grgrgrggtrhffhrrrrrrrrr.
Person 1: Aha =P
by reberto manchiny October 16, 2011
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Speaking with words only found in the Urban Dictionary.
"I speak UD Language."

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"Wow, then you must be really highper."

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chris langley

A massive full time legend who fixes showers on a daily basis
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Jackson Langan

A selfish human being who wishes to better himself in every way possible. If someone is better than him at something, he has to be better than them because they face a threat to him. He is courageous when comes a times for it, emotionally weak, yet, very capable of taking care of himself and living alone. Loves his girlfriend with all of his heart, no matter how many wrongs she may commit, and would sacrifice everything to make her happy. Thinks of himself as a professional and all work he is involved in should be addressed as 'important business,' and his friends and family as 'associates.'

Jackson Langan cares for those he highly respects, and you would be extremely lucky to win his devotion. He cannot stand most types of people he talks to, but the ones he truly enjoys being around become the only people he wishes to hangout with his entire life.

He addresses everyone on the internet formally when typing, and completes every text with the final touch,

I wish you all a good Christmas, enjoy your holidays,
Sincerely,
Jackson Langan
The name he goes by is Jackson Langan.
by ~Ineffable~ April 22, 2018
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jack langford

This is the scariest thing I will ever tell you, I’m scaring the shit out of my self just thinking abt it. You make me so happy. Meeting u was one of the best choices of my life, I want to spend every second of the rest of my life with you, the little things and the big, I want to wake up next to you. I want to sleep in the same bed with you. I know I’m young and that this will never have a good chance of working out, but this is the most real thing I’ve felt in my whole life. It scares me, confuses me, and brings me so much joy. Jack Langford I’m falling in love with you. I love you. And it might be some dumb teenage faze but I hope it’s not. Just thinking abt the times we are together and the memories we have make me so damn happy. I can look at you and have a smile on my face for hours. I love talking to you and I trust you with my life even tho I shouldn’t. It scares the shit out of me that you have the power to hurt me so easily. I hope that this time you won’t. I would do anything for us to actually be able to be together. All I want is to see u whenever I want, be with you everyday. But of course in this fucked up world that we live in, faith let us meet, but chose to not let us be together. If seeing you means I get everything taken away, I would see you in a second. Jack, your the best and worst thing that’s happened to my life, but I wouldn’t change one of my decisions that I made.
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Floppy Lango

When your dick is shriveled, red can’t get hard.
Girl: The man I was with last night, had a Floppy lango
Girl 2: ew that’s terriable
by Kremily Manhole February 3, 2018
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