junket

Male semen ejaculated from the testicles.

I’m terribly sorry, but I seem to have come my junket all over your blue dress.

by Sir Ranulph Twistleton middle 'C' on the piano February 12, 2007

stuff n' junk

genitalia of any kind.
see: kibbles n' bits

you'd better not forget to wash your stuff n' junk, or people won't like you.

by Sleep October 1, 2003

Janks

The word means jews that sucks balls.

Look at those janks over their with that guy.

by I hate jews November 15, 2007

Junkbucket

The Linza Mobile

Damn, that's one sexy Junkbucket, Linza ;)

by Matt March 18, 2003

skunk junk

When a guy's junk jus smells all kinds of raunchy, due to a sexually transmitted disease or possibly just terible hygene

I was just about to go down on this guy and his cock smelled something awful. He had the worst case of skunk junk I have ever smelled, and believe me I have smelled some pretty nasty shit.

by OoLexioO July 23, 2006

jankster

definition:

noun. a gangsta that is not african-american. slightly lower on the cool-facter scale.

can also be used as an adverb.

also see janksta.

"Eminem is a jankster."

"That's jankster."

by Laurie *is hot* April 9, 2005

junk monkey

A word used to generally show displeasure in the circumstance at hand (note that the word should be used plurally). Warning: the thought of "junk monkeys" often brings about images of primate orgies. Word should be used at random.

"Junk monkeys, I forgot to torch the car after we left the dead body in it. "

"We're going to be late to the strip club, junk monkeys!"

Mother- "We're out of Frosted Mini-Wheats®" Son/Daughter - "Junk monkeys!"

by Junk Monkeys August 17, 2009