a ocasionally dumb ass male who has nothing better to do then play a sport football. often confused with the athlet. but wait not all jocks are bad.not all of them only go out with cheerleadersin fact i know a few who hate the cheerleaders and play the game just for the sake of playing it. also are closet poets or gamers.they've just been sterotyped.
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~I don't know man, I think he's a cream jockey.
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Get the Jockin My Swag mug.A male who has dedicated his life to sports but he really sucks at them and never gets anywhere.
1. He usually wears a baseball cap backwards just to look cool and they are rarely seen without the cap.
2. Drinks a lot of beer because the only way they can interact with people is when they are completely wasted.
3. Usually has not much to talk about except how drunk he got the night before and had penises drawn on his face. Also talks a lot about how many women he's slept with (one-night-stand of course).
4. Usually on steroids tryin to impress the ladies...or dudes.
5. Plays a lot of homosexual games such as grabbing other dudes' crotches but claiming that he is straight.
6. They usually have their ears pierced or have some sort of lame tattoo that they always brag about.
7. They start their day with alcohol and finish their night with alcohol and end up passing out at some random place.
8. They crave attention so much they would probabily suck a dick just to get people's attention.
9. They love giving other jocks high-fives for any lame thing that happens.
1. He usually wears a baseball cap backwards just to look cool and they are rarely seen without the cap.
2. Drinks a lot of beer because the only way they can interact with people is when they are completely wasted.
3. Usually has not much to talk about except how drunk he got the night before and had penises drawn on his face. Also talks a lot about how many women he's slept with (one-night-stand of course).
4. Usually on steroids tryin to impress the ladies...or dudes.
5. Plays a lot of homosexual games such as grabbing other dudes' crotches but claiming that he is straight.
6. They usually have their ears pierced or have some sort of lame tattoo that they always brag about.
7. They start their day with alcohol and finish their night with alcohol and end up passing out at some random place.
8. They crave attention so much they would probabily suck a dick just to get people's attention.
9. They love giving other jocks high-fives for any lame thing that happens.
A jock talking to other jocks: "Dude I got so wasted last night and I fucked a chick and then passed out in the street. Ended up getting raped by a homeless dude!!"
other jocks:"sweet dude!" *high-fives*
other jocks:"sweet dude!" *high-fives*
by inshadow4 June 5, 2009
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They are the Alpha Males of society and generally the most handsome, strongest and fittest of their university.
The main purpose of Jock Soc is to spread the word that they are the people, individuals aspire to be like, due to their excessive drinking and domination of various events/venues.
If you ever encounter a group of these Adonis's, playing a rowdy game of 21's, you are a privileged individual. You should remember it as an experience that will shape your future.
Jock Soc has group meetings every Wednesday to discuss such interesting matters as why they are the best and how pitiful everyone else is.
They are the Alpha Males of society and generally the most handsome, strongest and fittest of their university.
The main purpose of Jock Soc is to spread the word that they are the people, individuals aspire to be like, due to their excessive drinking and domination of various events/venues.
If you ever encounter a group of these Adonis's, playing a rowdy game of 21's, you are a privileged individual. You should remember it as an experience that will shape your future.
Jock Soc has group meetings every Wednesday to discuss such interesting matters as why they are the best and how pitiful everyone else is.
King's Rugby have a fantastic example of Jock Soc in operation.
They are founding members along with UYRUFC. For more details, attempt to find one of the founders Mr B. Atman or Mr H. Orse
They are founding members along with UYRUFC. For more details, attempt to find one of the founders Mr B. Atman or Mr H. Orse
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