love/hate relationship

When you love someone but you hate them!

Jake: I think i like her
me:oh yea? why?
Jake: secret
NEXT DAY

jake: I don't like her personality
me:who?
Jake:her

What is it with you 2? you got a love/hate relationship..

by bobbjack December 2, 2013

hate paste

semen

I covered that hoe with my hate paste... Then i slapped her in the face with my shlong

by vegas May 25, 2003

Hatchet

1.A small hand axe sometimes with a triangle-shaped edge to deepen the wound. Known as a juggalo's best weapon by ICP fans, this is also made popular in Japan by Rena, the lead villian/murderer of the first and fifth arc of Higurashi no Naru Koro Ni or "When The Cicidas Cry".

"I'm so going to make a hatchet for halloween!"

Net troll: Close the hatchet!
Net expert: Then you'll have a pretty big hole in your chest. =_=

Rena: I will never forgive her for tellling them! *pounds person in question with the side of the hatchet*

by Mr.Simmons November 8, 2008

hairy hatchet wound

a female's unshaved vagina

i want to stick my whole head into your hairy hairy hatchet wound baby

by happy pencil August 6, 2003

hate

When you feel the urge to kill someone and burn there family!!!!

I hate you and i want to kill you and burn your family!!!

by fishmongril September 9, 2006

haitheist

a philosophy where someone hates haters, also an oxymoron causing people to hate them selves
(hey-thee-ist)

Dan:joey hates haters

Alex:doesn't that make him a haitheist

Dan:yeah its one big oxymoron in itself

by sexxxybitches69 December 20, 2009

hatebeat

to masturbate while crying because of depression, anger or frustration. Typically performed facing a corner of a room, as in a style of self-punishment. Can be done sitting, standing or kneeling, and is often a bit violent.

Also, but not commonly, repeatedly punching oneself in the junk for pleasure.

On Friday nights, Cleo likes to hatebeat while listening to Staind and pouring hot candle wax on himself. Sometimes he does this while listening to Q Lazzarus and standing in front of a full-length mirror saying, "I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard."

by Melrose927 April 5, 2010