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Dirty Halo

While performing a 69, you proceed to motorboat your partner's anus with your head, thus leaving a distinct smell and/or skid mark across your forehead.
Friend: Man, I love getting dirty halos, they make me feel hole-y!

Me: Damn that's some shit right there. By which I mean on your forehead. You've got shit on your head, bro.

Friend: Word.
Dirty Halo by sexybitches58 November 24, 2012
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man halo 

When you see a girl who is surrounded by 3 or more guys who obviously have no chance of getting with her.

Extremely common at colleges with large differences in the amount of males and females.

For example, Georgia Tech has about a 2 : 1 ratio between guys and girls. However, because a large part of the female population is not enrolled in engineering, which the majority of males are enrolled in, to the average male student at Georgia Tech, the ratio usually appears to be 3:1 or greater.

This disparity in gender causes many males to become desperate for female company/companionship, thus seeking out any girl who displays even the smallest bit of friendliness toward them.

The females themselves, who may or may not have ever received this much attention from the opposite gender, are also happy to receive the attention given to them by multiple guys.

Unfortunately for the males in the man halo, the companionship they receive from the female is usually the result of her seeing them as only friends. Thus becoming part of a man halo usually results in the male cock blocking himself.
Man, did you see Jessica with her man halo of nerds?

Even the ugly the girls at Georgia Tech have a man halo because of the horrible guy to girl ratio.
man halo by j03.133 April 14, 2009
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Novocaine Halo 

"Novocaine Halo totally rocks my ass!"
Novocaine Halo by Joe Gaal November 2, 2003

Dirty Halo

The smell that radiates off of a whore. Ususaly caused by resisting to clean mixed with STD's. Like pulling a whole weekend of nonstop Halo whilst stewing in your own masterbation filth and microwaveable foods.
The girl behind me in math class smells like Dirty Halo. She's such a slut.
Dirty Halo by Samsgotgame March 12, 2010

Hammered-Halo 

Hammered Halo is a drinking game developed for the Halo player. You play with a lot of people (Idealy 8-12 people) and whenever you die you take a shot while you are waiting to respawn. As the game progresses you end up doing better or worse depending on how well you hold your liquor. If you win the round then you have to take 3 shots.
Adam: Dude I got so drunk playing Hammered-Halo last night.
Me: Yeah I know, I couldn't even play correctly.
Hammered-Halo by evil_lion15 January 6, 2009

john halo 

A pretty cool guy
Human: John halo from xbox is a pretty cool guy
john halo by anonymous June 14, 2022

toilet halo 

also known as a potty protector.

This is the round ring of paper to put on top of the public toilet seat so that your bum does not come in contact with said seat.
If you are going to use a public restroom - you better hover or use a toilet halo!
toilet halo by CheekyBottom July 26, 2009