Googlecramp

The cramp you get when you fight the urge to look something up straight away.

I want to hit Google & find out who this actor is, but if I do, everyone'll think Im a total nerd. But the urge to do it is so powerful! Ow! I got a Googlecramp!

by Pete1974 April 25, 2007

Google Famous

To reach a certain degree of fame where your name or anything directly affiliated with you comes up in the Google toolbar as a recommendation.

Fame-hungry band member:
"Hey dude, guess what, our band's popularity is soaring!"
Person:
"That's great, how can you tell? Lots of CDs sold?"
Fame-hungry band member:
"Naw dude, I typed in 'Black Sabb' into the google toolbar, and 'Black Sabbath' came up as a recommendation - we're google famous!"

by meowfulcopter May 27, 2009

Google list

Incapable of googling due to ISP related offlinity, you write down every word and phrase that you are unsure of. Strongly associated with students of medicine.

Your soon to be doctor to his childhood friend: "Dude my ISP fucked up again making my google list reach 1000 entries"
Childhood friend: "I guess I have to add stuff to my bucket list then"

by Slick_pricK November 17, 2009

Google challenge

To offer to settle a bet or arguement by using the Google.com search engine.

Think you're right? I Google challenge you!

by drd79 January 4, 2010

Google Street Mapped

A euphemism for your friends seeing your bird walking the street like a prostitute in Google street view.

Dougie: My tart's been Google Street Mapped!!
Paul: Yeah, she looks like she's ready to go to a 'party'.

by Loco® March 22, 2010

Google-Earth Boner

An erection so big that if the satellite that takes the Google-Earth images snapped a picture at that time I would be visible. Regardless of being indoors or out, the erection can be seen no matter what, as long as its classified as a Google Earth-Boner! Also known as a boner so big that it is visible from space at any given time of the day.

Bobby: "Dude, put that thing away in public!"

Habib: "I can't help it, Jessica walked by and I tore my pants in half and my Schlong exploded out!"

Bobby: "Well you better hope Google isn't taking pictures or that will be one pretty big Google-Earth Boner!"

Habib: "Damn, Yeah that would be pretty embarrassing..."

by TheBrokenDick January 3, 2011

Google Map Vacation

When your searching google maps in a particular state or county for a long period of time then search a different country and stay there for a long period of time

Dan- Man I'm so bored looking in Ohio
Trevor- Ok lets take a Google Map Vacation

by XxSTicKMan979xX August 5, 2011