first kiss

Three words: big fucking deal.

You had your first kiss eh? Well good luck staying with that girl/guy all through junior high school,high school,and college.

by 0niTTRay March 8, 2004

First World Problems

The lesser known working title to Canadian singer/songwriter Alanis Morissette's hit song "Ironic".

Many have been confused as to the choice of ironic as the songs title when the lyrics are more unfortunate than ironic.

In fact there in lies the only thing ironic, it was written by someone who didn't know the definition of irony.

If you read through the lyrics you can clearly see where she was coming from with "First World Problems" as the working title as seen below;

1)It's like rain on your wedding day

2)A traffic jam when you're already late

3)It's a free ride when you've already paid

4)It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

5)A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break

That being said, having the song contain a verse about a husband "kiss(ed) his kids goodbye" get on a plane and have it crash is neither a First World Problems, unfortunate or ironic. It's just messed up.

by cairbre January 11, 2012

You first

Something insecure males will say to a female once they have agree to trade nudes online, usually through the Kik app, texting, or even Facebook. Commonly used because the male is too afraid to reveal his penis size, or plans to receive nudes from a female and not send any in return.

Girl: Send me a pic

Boy: You first (;

by Chek1220 May 18, 2015

the first

for a male, the woman whose cunt he first fucked

for a female, the man who broke her hymen or at least, the one who first penetrated her pussy with a cock . And that's whether he 'came' up there or not, it still counts as deflowering her.

I still recall my first lay; Barb was a remarkable if relatively-inexperienced partner.

I will always remember my first cock; Jake was very gentle, even when he got into me, said Barb.

by Jake January 29, 2004

first kiss

When two people male/female, female/female or male/male kiss for the first time in there life.My first kiss was after the christmas dance in the science room after that it felt so good and it was so magically. I did it about 20 times in school with the same guy till i got in trouble and the principle called my parents but i'd do it again!!though i havent done it since soooo theres a lesson for you younger people dont kiss in school teachers ruin it!!!!

my first kiss december 2003

by *~kisses and hugs~* XOXO May 2, 2004

first kiss

Complete disaster!

My first kiss was horrible cuz i didnt know what the hell i was doing!

by Shannon March 4, 2004

First Bite Rule

When eating in a restaurant for the first time, your First Bite creates an impression of food and the ambiance of the said place and therefore, rules over the entire experience.

I was eating at this new place, and my First Bite Rule tells me that the food there is bland and the service is below par. Lets go to another place, have a First Bite Rule, and we will see it from there if it is worth repeating.

by JSMataro February 8, 2008