freakard

Freakard is gennerally refered to those who are freaky and retarded at the same time. People who have mantality problems and have unusual fetishes are usually referd to as this.

guy 1: hey howz it goin?
guy 2: nuttin much, u?
freakard: hiala look at mi lint culecsion.
guy 1: uhhhhhhh, go away freakard!
freakard: nuaa oooooook.

by moreaphid October 3, 2009

The Free People Affect

n. -the way that a person can wear a heinous piece of clothing, but only if it is from a popular brand, i.e. Free People. If said ugly piece of clothing is from a "lame" brand, i.e. Aéropostale the garment in question is instantly recognized as the abomination it truly is.

clothing snob: Wow that's an interesting shirt...

aeropostale fan: Oh thanks, it's from my fave store, Aeropostale.

clothing snob: Ewww people still shop there? That shirt is so ugly I just vurped.

aeropostale fan: Did I say Aeropostale? I mean Free People!

clothing snob: Oh really? I was just kidding. It's so cute! Can I borrow it?

bystander: Wow, talk about the Free People Affect...!

by Wicked Stepmom October 6, 2013

freinds

The wrong way to spell friends

how dew u spel friends?

by not your friend October 10, 2003

freeze the cheese

Act of holding in a fart; not cutting the cheese.

Remember to always be polite and freeze the cheese in elevators.

I was on a date with a hot chik and right when things got intense I had to blow some wind, but luckily instead I froze the cheese.

by anna1dee May 12, 2010

Fresh Bread

When your long trail IPA is down to about 1/3, yell "Fresh Bread", drop in your shot of Jager, and proceed to chug.

"Marc was so wasted last night, probably from all that Fresh Bread"

by Gangstafresh December 27, 2012

fresh prince of bel-air

The greatest show ever made in the history of ever! Will Smith is the funniest and hottest actor ever.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Me n Jazz r black,
But Carlton wut r u?

by Bee Szabo September 28, 2004

Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos

An annoying as fuck website ad that everyone has heard and serves absolutely no
purpose. DAM TO HELL THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CREATION OF THIS AD.

Justin: "Hey John, I just found this cool website."

John: "Really Justin? What is it?"

Justin: "Its called Megavideo"

*Justin types web address into computer and hits enter*

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: "CONGRADULATIONS. YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED..."

Justin & John: "AHHHH MAKE IT STOP"

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: TO RECEIVE 2 FREE IPOD NANOS"


The devil's words:Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos

by Fat Old Dude March 26, 2009