fridge-jack

To take more than your fair share of fridge space (usually common in shared households). The offender either buys more food than they can store or spreads out their food over the whole fridge in such a way that you have to remove their food before you can get to your own.

Cliff: What do ya think of the new guy then?

Matt: He's okay but I can never get to my food.

Cliff: What, you mean he's a fridge-jacker?

Matt: Yeah.

by sixxon December 30, 2008

flidglit

to turn something that is dry into somethng that is wet

i have flidglited it

by gapperbone January 14, 2008

fridge fucked

When you wake up thirsty as hell and go to the fridge only to find it full of NATTY ICE.

Adam: "I got fridge fucked this morning!"

Luke: "Have a Heineken"

by ltm2ww April 28, 2008

Flodge

A very loose Vajayjay.

Prostitute: What, ain't you never seen a pussy since you came out of one?

Customer: Yes, but i've never seen such a flodge big enough for me to get back into!

by msfdbs\gbrbgjfd August 19, 2008

FLIRGE

First Lady I'd Rather Get Elected.

As seen on SNL skit 09/13/08 with Tina Fey as Sarah Palin and Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton. Hillary's character asks to stop being called a "FLIRGE - I Googled it and I did not like it."

by Moderate Man October 27, 2008

flirge

Woman who like to flirt with elderly gentlemen or "old geezers".

Hilary Clinton is such a flirge the way she tries to get McCain to support her.

by WD6ESZ October 24, 2008

FLIRGE

A misspelling of FLIRJ, First Lady I'd Rim Job.

Hillary Clinton is a FLIRGE.

by bdonahue October 28, 2008