Alleged father

A man committing the act of dna kidnapping

We found out that he was the alleged father of Emma

by 459395 March 15, 2023

Father Wristmas

Jerking off on Christmas Day

Where you bin, we're about to open the presents?

Got a gift from Father Wristmas!

Gross.

by Shuaman December 30, 2021

e-father

A father you have on the internet (not your real/blood father).

This person look outs for you and provides support in a fatherly manner.

My e-father helped me out with some advice

by y0hami May 27, 2024

grandpa father

the guy that unloaded his load in your grandma, aswell as in your mother

grandpa father is defined as: because my grandpa is my father im mentally retarded, but still more intelligent than every fuckboy that is reading this now

by datboroboy January 15, 2017

Grand Father

Grand Father also known as Profiter or Bjorn is a broke random that has 0 funds to his name.

He also sucks P9s Dick.

Steve: Ay who's that one broke nigga from the Netherlands that was begging me to put him on?
Alex: Oh thats grand father. Also called "Profiter".

by NosePvPfan123 April 28, 2022

Father And Mother

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are father and mother.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 16, 2025

coke father

A stupid white kid named sam

Man that kid in math is a coke father

by Yeetsjdh39 December 02, 2016