Walking fail

Someone who's such a fail, you can tell her/him she's/he's a walking fail. Typically used to burn trolls or others lame people.

Troll: OMGZ im so pretty and rich i have the ipad 6.

Cool person: Dude, you are such a walking fail.

by Dudelino September 11, 2010

stalker fail

When a friend, or acquaintance is un-aware of a very obvious fact regarding yourself.

Wow! I can't believe you didn't know i had a car, what a stalker fail.

by awesomenesstasity May 30, 2010

Fail rapids

Fail rapids is a city in Michigan which is the epitome of what a failure is.

Go back to fail rapids you loser.

by johhny12322199 April 11, 2009

photoshop fail

A badly photoshopped picture that has obvious flaws that give away the fact that it was photoshopped.

Her boobs in the pic are photoshop fail.

by Bangalore guy March 7, 2014

fail-roleplayer

The type of role layer who uses phrases such as *kicks*, *doges*, *punches*, and *kills*. Most commonly going by names like "Jake", "Jack", "Josh", and "DeathKillr". Often include things about their dating life in their roleplay name, like "single", "hot", or "needs gf". Often abbreviated with the term "FRPer".

Wow, that guy is such a fail-roleplayer. He said *kills* and then ran away.

by Jake/single/hot January 27, 2021

Failing At Life

Failing at Life is being dead, put simply.

"Gramma's funeral was really sad. All they talked about was her failing at life."

by Jess S-J May 27, 2008

Asian Failing

Asian Failing is failing to get an A or high B. If you get a low B or C, you are "Asian Failing".
Similar to getting F's in school, but relating to Asians.

Jim: Hey Daniel so what did you get on that Algebra quiz?
Daniel: I got a 92, how about you?
Jim: I got a 77, fuck I'm Asian failing.

by PhabulosoPhresh October 25, 2009