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cock docker

A selfish idiot who goes above and beyond any other in being a complete asshole without even realising it.

A really gay "douchebag".

Can also take the place of the term "douchebag" in just about any situation.

see: douchebag
1:That cock docker just sideswiped my car trying to beat the other guy into that parking space.

2:Jack says to Paul after Paul borrowed Jacks PS3 game, lost it and now denies ever borrowing it in the first place, "Paul, you have to be the biggest cock docker I've ever met!"
by Uvall September 26, 2010
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ducket

A word which comes up way more often than it should while browsing for random words on urban dictionary.
"Dude, how many fucking times is it going to display the word 'ducket?' What the fuck's a ducket?"
by saucercrab September 19, 2005
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Dickeration

When a guys boner/dick is rubbing on a girls pussy.
OMG John! Dicker me more! Feels sooo goodd!!! Keep dickering me! I love that dickeration!
by None ya beesnuss January 8, 2010
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Duckbread

Duckbread is a word to describe one's experience of the Hangover of Death. The mother of all hangovers. Death burger to go thanks Hangover.

It defines the feeling of not being able to intake anything without regurgitating it up again but of a slight shade of green. But Duckbread is safe and with a little fluid of the non alcohol variety will stay and settle ones insides, sometimes.

A Duckbread Hangover is like a 7 Star Hangover! You want to crawl up into a ball and hibernate!
Friend 1: "Shit you were flogged last night, so funny, how you feeling"

Friend 2: "Ahh mate, its Duckbread, nothing stays down"

Friend 1: "Nooo waay, i'm not surprised after those 8 jager bombs in a row!"
by DuckbreadQueen December 2, 2010
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Dickerbopper

A particular person that goes out of his/her way to be alone whenever friends try to get said person to join them in activities that boost camaraderie and qualities of character.
I wanted to chill with my bro, but he was being too much of a dickerbopper.
by John Mclonerpants September 27, 2013
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Dickering

To describe oneโ€™s manner to eat ass booty; used nonetheless than the infamous Joel Perez
I love this group chat I donโ€™t get judged by the dickering I say ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
by Jassehmaaka February 6, 2019
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Dockery Moment

When you get redicule, laughter & embarrassments from a winning situation.

Snatching defeat, from the jaws of winning

When one mistake, cost you a game.
2013 AFL Grand Final

The game is In the balance, Hayden Ballantyne has a paddock (no one around him) he has Pavlich alone in the goal square .... but Ballentyne has tripped over his feet, umpire calls โ€œincorrect disposableโ€ FREE KICK HAWTHORN.

Now that was a Dockery Moment
by Bhoondi August 17, 2019
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