Funniest Drunk

The state in which you love everyone and everything is immensely attractive, after having consumed a large quantity of alcohol.

OR the state in which when you fall down, you have to hold onto the floor out of the fear of falling off.

The state were you go around and do crazy things cause your a crazy drunk.
That Bobby Leane is one of the Funniest Drunk.
by drunkwithnaggan March 13, 2011
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Noah Drunk

Getting so drunk you have to leave class and pass out in the bathroom.
Dude last night Caleb, Noah and I got Noah Drunk.
by The biggest Bo May 01, 2018
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drunk card

being justified the next morning after doing something stupid while under the influence of alcohol.
Mike: Did you smash Vinny last night?

Angelina: i would never touch him but since i was drunk unfortunately he got it in

Mo: that bitch need to stop playing the drunk card
by moe1888 October 18, 2010
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Drunk 3po

Drunk 3po is sexy
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Blindsided Drunk

When a person goes out for a quick drink with a friend and the next thing he knows his one drink turns into five and he ends up completely intoxicated and laid out on a barstool. Typically leads to an unexpected late night despite having numerous early morning engagements.
Bill: Hey Dude, what the hell happened to you last night...I didn't even know you were coming out!?

Brandon: Me neither, just thought i would meet up with Hayden for a quick beer....next thing I know I am totally wasted in the corner with a lampshade over my head! Damn...I havent been that Blindsided Drunk for years!

Bill: Hope you didn't have a Court appearance this morning?

Brandon: Actually I did...I have never showed up for Court that intoxicated and/or hungover.....but my shit still prevailed!
by for real2 August 12, 2011
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drunk ultimatum

(noun)
A demand made in a state of inebriation or non-sobriety whose compliance must be fulfilled within a set period of time or else a conditional threat will be enacted until the demand is met.
We were going to leave Royal Exchange until a shit faced Googs made a drunk ultimatum.
"I'mm nnnot l-leaving untillll I mmake out with that girl or that girl!"- Googs
by Green Balls November 19, 2010
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Drunked-Up

When you go to a bar see a woman. Think she is very ugly. Have a some drinks see her again, and think she is hot!
Woman: Hello Suga
Man: No Way!
Friend: Got that right

hour later

Woman: Hello
Man: Hey your kind of pretty.
Friend: He is seriously drunked-up
by Mz. Get it Get it June 26, 2010
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