Insane, embarrassing level of drunkenness. You will lose everything. Forget everything. Fight anyone.
by Edcnko June 20, 2018
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Get the Noah Drunk mug.The state in which you love everyone and everything is immensely attractive, after having consumed a large quantity of alcohol.
OR the state in which when you fall down, you have to hold onto the floor out of the fear of falling off.
The state were you go around and do crazy things cause your a crazy drunk.
OR the state in which when you fall down, you have to hold onto the floor out of the fear of falling off.
The state were you go around and do crazy things cause your a crazy drunk.
by drunkwithnaggan March 29, 2011
Get the Funniest Drunk mug.When a person goes out for a quick drink with a friend and the next thing he knows his one drink turns into five and he ends up completely intoxicated and laid out on a barstool. Typically leads to an unexpected late night despite having numerous early morning engagements.
Bill: Hey Dude, what the hell happened to you last night...I didn't even know you were coming out!?
Brandon: Me neither, just thought i would meet up with Hayden for a quick beer....next thing I know I am totally wasted in the corner with a lampshade over my head! Damn...I havent been that Blindsided Drunk for years!
Bill: Hope you didn't have a Court appearance this morning?
Brandon: Actually I did...I have never showed up for Court that intoxicated and/or hungover.....but my shit still prevailed!
Brandon: Me neither, just thought i would meet up with Hayden for a quick beer....next thing I know I am totally wasted in the corner with a lampshade over my head! Damn...I havent been that Blindsided Drunk for years!
Bill: Hope you didn't have a Court appearance this morning?
Brandon: Actually I did...I have never showed up for Court that intoxicated and/or hungover.....but my shit still prevailed!
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Get the Drunk and nasty mug.When you go to a bar see a woman. Think she is very ugly. Have a some drinks see her again, and think she is hot!
Woman: Hello Suga
Man: No Way!
Friend: Got that right
hour later
Woman: Hello
Man: Hey your kind of pretty.
Friend: He is seriously drunked-up
Man: No Way!
Friend: Got that right
hour later
Woman: Hello
Man: Hey your kind of pretty.
Friend: He is seriously drunked-up
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