Doesn't look like he knows how to use his dick

Somebody who looks like they don't know what they're doing. A person who is confused. Somebody who hasn't got a clue. People or person who look or seem like they can't be trusted.

also

Someone who has little sexual expertise.

I wouldn't trust that guy, he DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HE KNOWS HOW TO USE HIS DICK.

by Prettypolly76 June 28, 2011

domesticated

When you sleep w/ an ex who's now married and he's boring in bed w/ no exciting moves.

"Ever since he got married, he's just going through the motions. He used to be in my top 3, so fun and wild, what happened?"
"It's the wife, he's been domesticated".

by LoLo4 March 30, 2010

Doesn't sweat too much for a fat girl.

A response to someone who tries to shine light on a fubar situation.

The slightly better choice between two undesirable options.

The lesser of two evils.

Jim: It's hot today, but it's a dry heat.

Tim: That's like saying she doesn't sweat too much for a fat girl.

Jim: Too bad you're going to prison, but hopefully your cell mate wont have a massive dong.

Tim: That's like saying she doesn't sweat too much for a fat girl.

by TarzanSD January 12, 2009

why does my life suck

Because you made it that way

Person 1: Why does my life suck
Person2: Because you made it that why you 🅱️ITch

by Cake.CHR May 30, 2019

Does An Ed

To either fail year after year, at subjects which are just to complex for you feeble little mind. Even at a public school. And / or to be PWBR (Pussy wipped beyond recognition) To the point where you have to ask to take a fucking breathe. To be below the doormat on the scale of importance

I hate that fat bitch, i hope she does an ed!

by Jonesy1213 September 26, 2006

davespeirs

A term meaning giant ugly-facebot who has hair like that of the body of a carrot, and thinks that the inverse of 1/6 is lunch. Also meaning joo, a term not officially recognized by any davespeirs library. When confronted with a "Davespeirs", the proper response is to a) shave thine head or b) reply with a simply, yet mildly complex yo momma joke. Will confuse the davespeirs-er

"I think your sister is hot"(<- the davespeirs, notice the complete inapproprietness).
"Yo momma"

by RyanLOL March 28, 2008

Domescale

simply your brain.

Danny, your domescale is spent.

by moymeek March 2, 2011