douchalouge

The dialouge between two douche bags. Often involving jock and/or players.

Natrual Habbitat: Parties, Sporting events, clubs, group lunches, general public.

Mating Call: Dude. ( works for both sexes.)

How to spot them in the wild: listen for excessive use of profanity, "dude"s, the distinct scent of axe and/or tag

you've veen warned

douchalouge:
dude1: remember thet chick you were tellin' me about.
dude2: ya, the one with the weird mole on her ass?
dude1: ya dude thats her, well i did her last night just to see if it really looks like the apple logo. dude!
dude2: see i told ya dude.

by mella rouge May 27, 2008

doucharosity

a glorious and complete acheviement of ignorance

being very rude and inconciderate"he must have doucharosity in his family."

by bigceeps April 3, 2009

douchaleagleflapper

when you douche the meatflap on an extra large vagina.

She likes the douchaleagleflapper

by philosopher4:20happysmoketime March 10, 2010

Dolphin Waffle

Vagina; The female version of a waffle dolphin

The dolphin waffle had struggled through out the battle with the waffle dolphin of who would be on top.

by Quentin and Anthony March 11, 2011

Dolphin Cock

A large, dorsal fin-like lump on a man's penis. Making it look similar to a dolphin.

Dude. I totally I have a dolphin cock.

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John: Did you do it?

Kelly: We were about to, but he has a dolphin cock.

by Dolphincockle April 12, 2011

Douch-face

A male so egotistical and narcissistic that he oozes douchiness. Likes being pushed around by women. Constantly trying to "get some". Stay away at all costs.

Did you hear what that Douch-face did? He cheated on his girlfriend.

by Good Wife January 19, 2013

dolphin and vampire spending time together

Also know as "bonding" is when a dolphin and a vampire spend time together and occasionally are affectionate while doing so.

Ex: dolphin and vampire spending time together ~ Anailis and pinto spend time together

by Yummyvampire November 25, 2013