Doom Bloomer

Someone who lights up and experiences enjoyment when talking about other people’s tragedies and misfortunes, either for attention or for the entertainment aspect of it.

Lorraine was a real doom bloomer telling everyone about how Judy’s son is sick in hospital.

by Aubergine Skye April 14, 2024

doomed yuri

Doomed yuri is basically yuri, but instead these two females never really had a chance with each other. It is often portrayed as tragic and destined to fail. These relationships often face obstacles such as societal pressures, unrequited love, or unfortunate circumstances that prevent the characters from being together.

“SCREAMING, CRYING, SOBBING. I LOVE DOOMED YURI!” — Someone, out there.

by PoeticRizzlerOfTheEast April 24, 2024

DoomCordian

1. a member of the official discord for doom, which are all mind-numbingly retarded.
2. an insult, comparing somebody to the lowlifes that are the members of the doom discord.

"i value my personal hygiene, and am smart enough to tie my shoes and not strangle myself in the process, the antithesis of a doomcordian."

by WORLD SPEAR BULLSHIT April 27, 2024

DOOM

The best fucking game franchise ever created with the most badass protagonist in media absolutely whooping satan's ass negative diff.

Low IQ guy: I hate DOOM
Epic based guy: Motherfucker stfu

by Gurtrug May 24, 2024

DOOM GOON

THE ACT OF ONESELF VIGOROUSLY MASTURBATING WHILST DOOM SCROLLING REDDIT.

DOOM GOONING is defined as the action of oneself Doom scrolling through explicit pornographic reddit posts (Typically r/titties) Whilst vigorously beating thy meat in an animalistic fashion to achieve a heavenly orgasm.

by Quandale_DingleBalls69 May 30, 2024

Doom Syndicate

Megamind’s old shitty team that could have been defeated if he shot them with the fucking de-hydration gun.

“What is the worst team in existence?”
“The Doom Syndicate”
“I meant hockey you twit”

by CuppaDoe June 14, 2024

Doombombing

When your social media feed decides you need a constant dose of nightmare fuel—public fight videos, gore, war clips, drug use and pornography—despite you only ever showing an interest in knitting, puppies and baking cupcakes.

Just opened Twitter for cute cat pics, but it's doombombing me instead, my feed looks like a Middle Eastern snuff film.

by captainbizzaro June 30, 2024