What am I doing here?

To ponder the now versus the why.

"Dude you've made bank. Why are you still working?"
"Right? What am I doing here?"

"Hey your wife is passed away. Why do you still live here? Hit the road!"
"Yeah, what am I doing here.?"

"How many times are you gonna let him treat you like that?"
"I know. What am I doing here?"

by Mr Special October 20, 2019

what the fuck are you doing

The phrase "What the fuck are you doing" aka "What on fucking earth are you doing" is commonly used by the teenage population. You would use one or BOTH of these phrases if you see someone.. say.... washing their car in 20 degree weather. In this case you would have to make some modifications such as....

What the fuck are you doing!? Do you fucking love hypothermia?

by Andreuhh January 7, 2007

Doing Work

A term used when someone is trying to pick up a member of their preferred sex.

For instance someone in a club might be there to "do work" which is to say that they are there to meet some ladies and hopefully score some digits or perhaps some play.

Not to be confused with 'Kobe Doing Work' which was a Spike Lee Joint using a more literal definition of the term, meaning to work hard.

Erik: "Dude there are some hot ladies out here tonight"
Curl: "Why don't you head out on the dance floor and do work"
Erik: "Word"

Guy: "Hey man, nice to see you out in the club"
Other Guy: "Yeah you know, I'm just here doing work"

by MellionBob June 13, 2009

Doing A Louis

A morning routine that involved rolling a joint upon waking, picking up a newspaper and sitting on the toilet for a miniumum of 45 minutes whilst getting your head together for a new day.

Coined from the jazz Legend Louis Armstrong who made this routine popular.

Good morning love, if anyone calls I'm doing a Louis.

by black flag June 6, 2004

doing a hazel

bending over or sitting down while wearing low rise trousers/jeans revealing your thong.

"Pull your jeans up, your doing a hazel"
"Hazels doing a hazel, i think she should pull her jeans up"

by esther and jessica April 12, 2005

Doing the Tevez

goal celebration which immitates stirring a large cauldron whilst dancing invented by the Argentinian and Manchester City footballer Carlos Tevez.

When you score and do the celebration you are "doing the Tevez"

by REL74 February 12, 2010

doing balloons

Inhaling the gas, most commonly by discharging nitrous gas cartridges (bulbs or whippets) into another object, such as a balloon, or directly into the mouth. When nitrous oxide is inhaled, it creates an instant surge of euphoria and feeling of floating or excitement for a short period of time.

I can honestly say, I've never posted a Snapchat of me doing balloons.

by jackandboandbenni September 24, 2020