divergent sexuality disorder

When an LBGT wakes-up and is unsure what to wear.

person one: May is late, she is having a bad hairball day!
person in disagreement: May stays in on account of divergent sexuality disorder.
person one: Was that her man stuff on fire on the front lawn?
PID: It was! And she woke-up feeling quite manly.

by midikurlips April 29, 2019

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diverse it up

"Diverse it up" is a loose and friendly term meaning to try different things for the sake of change, or even inclusion. Try green salsa! Polka dots, not stripes. Hire the other kid, not your nephew. Vote for someone who does not look like you.

In a surreptitiously recorded conversation in the Abbey Road studio, producer George Martin told the boys they needed to diverse it up, and add some horns to the song, "All You Need Is Love".

by ElCommissioner May 30, 2019

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Dive Right In Vagina Express

What men should say when they're ready to insert their dicks in a woman's vagina and have a great time.

Husband: I'm gonna dive right in vagina express now. Are you ready?
Wife: Yes, babe!

by titarrot June 6, 2019

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Diversed

The thing that has been diversified

I was diversed by my friend who wanted her friends to be from different countries.

by minorityfiveoh March 26, 2019

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Diversabetes

1) A good excuse to not do something
2) A good excuse for acting out of norm

1) Paul: Bro im havin a party you wanna come?

Eric: Nah man, i have diversabetes.

2) Matt: Bruh, you just ate my cat, what are you on?

Dick: I'm sorry man it just my diversabetes actin up again.

by CounterfeitFish August 20, 2019

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