Sweatpants dance

It's my Friday after-work ritual consisting of kicking off my heels, putting on my favorite comfy football sweatpants, cracking a beer (or wine, depending on my week) and doing a mini dance from my kitchen to my couch. Length and quality depend entirely on how the week went... sometimes it is necessary to turn up music really loud and continue dancing.
by Bogalicious February 20, 2010
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humpy dance

"to do the humpy dance" means nothing more then doing it
(1) She did the humpy dance with the pool guy

(2) But at least he didnt make the humpy dance with this slut
by Guy Pawn June 08, 2006
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dance tabs

those dance tabs got me rollin
by hahahaieiei June 24, 2006
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girl dance

the dance a girl does when a boy she is crushing very much invites her to hang out, admits he likes her, or even says something cute to her. this dance is left to the privacy of her room or other non public place where she cannot be seen by said boy.
Danny is a hottie, i'm in love with him
Danny just asked me to go out to dinner with him! YAYAYAY!!! time to girl dance and scream outloud
by GAH! he likes me! YAY April 05, 2010
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hardcore dancing

A bunch of puny little bitches (who like their pants so tight their balls squeeze out of the side pockets) flailing their arms around in a mockery of a mosh pit. I hate how these kids think theyre tough, they look anorexic and could be snapped in half with ease. Most of them have never even been in a real fight, and the ones that have either lost, or were fighting even more of a pussy then them.
Hardcore dancing looks like a special ed class on crack.
by PackofWood March 31, 2005
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dancing banana

Noun. Sex act. Involving most often a green, unripened (and thusly firm) banana, preferrably microwaved to a warm temperature then gently inserted into a man's anus where it may pleasurably rub against the prostate. After a while, the banana handler begins battering the recipient, making the phallus appear to be a dancing banana.
Hooker: "Sure, sweety, just name a sex act that can happen between two people, and I've done it"

John: "Ever done a dancing banana?"

Hooker: "Only once before, ... back when I was in love. I swore I'd never do it again."


Frat bag: "yeah, brah, that slut got so drunk last night, I convinced her to give me a dancing banana!'

his Brah: "DAYUM DB, that was my sister!"
by banana dancer February 23, 2009
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dance monkey

dance monkey will hold advertising banner sign at outdoor location during retail business hours. Must be available to work retail hours. Must be able to work in outdoor conditions with varying types of weather and sun exposure. Must present a clean, neat and friendly appearance to customers and public
that dance monkey can realy swing that sign
by calbilmc July 08, 2012
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