Donald Trump 

The best President America has ever had! He helps a lot of people. When it comes to Politics, your feelings should not matter. The only thing that should matter is the shape of America. Thsts what donald Trump works on. Yes sir.

Lib: I hate donald Trump he never considers are feelings
Rep: Thats because they dont matter.

Donald Trump by Savannawashere:) November 22, 2021

donald trump 

proof that a living specimen of pure idiot can be elected as president

"we will build a 'uuge wall, because i like walls and the mexicans will pay for it"
"latinos are bad bad homres and will seduce your children with rapist tacos"
"i like to make a fart noise everytime hillary speaks because shes a fat pig"
"melania? oh shes a nice piece of ass"
"obama's complexion is not really to my taste; i prefer a orangey hue myself"
"america is in a hell of a toupée, i can fix it"

in other words 2016 is not going too well, brexit is ruining britain, but to be fair america does have the trump card ...

tom- remember the times of brexit...

rob-yea those were dark times when donald trump, boris johnson and voldemort ruled the world

tom- thankgod we have harry potter

donald trump by anonymous November 11, 2016

Donald Trump 

An egotistical shithole with more money than brains.

Mike: Donald Trump will make a great president if he gets elected!

Anne: Sounds like something Trump the Dump himself would say!

Donald Trump by Klara :) April 15, 2016

Donald Trump 

1. A delusional weirdo who thinks that people are stupid enough to actually elect him into the white house.

Bum: "Donald Trump is going to be our next President! Merica!"

Pedestrian: Punches him in the face until he dies

Donald Trump by Your Mother's Daddy July 5, 2016

Donald trump 

To be better than the majority while also being hated by the majority.

Donald trump helped slow the coronavirus while being blamed for the deaths from corona.

Donald trump by Donald trump bitch December 1, 2020

Donald Trump 

An old rich guy who makes people cry through dumb tweets. Most infamously making liberals shed tears over jokes or speeches that offend them.

Virgin libtard:Donald Trump just said that he is a pedo!
Chad Republican: Where did you read that?
Virgin libtard: CNN.
Chad Republican: Oh I see...

Donald Trump by Cerecus December 2, 2020

Donald Trump 

The greatest president in recent history.

We need to stop the steal to save Donald Trump

Donald Trump by GlobalWarmingIsNotReal December 20, 2020