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Coon

Someone who bullshits or acts like an asshole also can be someone who acts like a bitch and can also be someone who backstabs you.
Dude why’d you tell Stella I don’t like her even though I told you yesterday that I clearly like her, your such a coon
by Coon spoon December 25, 2017
mugGet the Coonmug.

Caucasian Coon

Black but acts white
Jaqavius is such a Caucasian Coon
by Asiansmilf October 22, 2022
mugGet the Caucasian Coonmug.

Loot Coon

A loot coon is a sect or Loot whoring that is incredibly self centered.
"Joe Schmo Bimbobob" Yo mark i need meds i'm low on health.
"Mark Henry Klein" Nah i'm all out
*later*
*Mark Henry Klein Dies*
*Teammates looting body of Mark Henry Klein*
"Joe Schmo Bimbobob" You fucking Loot Coon I needed those meds earlier
"Mark Henry Klein" Fuck you I needed it for later
by CallMeManaMan February 16, 2019
mugGet the Loot Coonmug.

Coon Bluff

Craziest peda spot on a river between mountains to hike
Coon Bluff peda?

Sayless my boy
by THEKING1569 June 11, 2024
mugGet the Coon Bluffmug.

Fort Coon

A distant cousin of its kin from Maine, Fort Coon cats originate from the Dallas-Fort Worth area. The first Fort Coon Leroy was born in 2023 and soon after selected a Fort Worth native as its provider. Like Maine Coons, Fort Coons are affectionate and playful but also known to keep their primary provider in check.
That Fort Coon really knows how to keep its humyn under control.
Leroy is a tuxedo Fort Coon cat.
Leroy the Fort Coon has a deep understanding of philosophy and shares ancestry with Henri the famous French philosopher cat.
by chaivalla March 23, 2024
mugGet the Fort Coonmug.

Cooning Off

Talking absolute nonsense, doing silly things and ignoring people in conversations, aswell as being genuinely messed up IQ wise
by fwjakko April 25, 2024
mugGet the Cooning Offmug.

Coon-curious

When a black man is openly curious about having relations with a white woman.
Jordyn is being coon-curious by contemplating talking to that white girl over there.
by Jarodhuggins321 March 30, 2025
mugGet the Coon-curiousmug.

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