child slide

Another term for a pussy.. Ussualy used to describe a loose one pussy. To add bonus point when she has roast beef you can call a child slide that has the drapes. The slip and slide

Dude i hit that bitches child slide.

Man that bitch was so bad in bed cuz she had a child slide.
I mean it was so bad that she thing was like a slipand slide.

by THEBIGO August 7, 2006

Bonsai children

To tap into the burgeoning market of people who like children of specific size/shape/age ranges. Transposing age old bonsai techniques with modern surgery and brainwashing procedures.

her bonsai children never grew up

by orlando November 27, 2004

diva child

A true woman, one of a kind, with great looks and style. Also can phrase that can be inserted in any sentence at any time.

That's a cute dress diva child!

Kristy and Diana are diva childs.

by KriDiDa April 12, 2009

Devil Child

A child who does terrible things on purpose to hurt or harm someone.

Konner is a devil child

by Penissniffers November 23, 2017

Childhooood

Declaration of victory; Unbeatable comeback; annoying interrupting exclamation. Usually yelled in high pitch.

Zach: That doesn't make any-

Jess: CHILDHOOOOD!

by SpeedOfSound91 March 23, 2007

Child Piledriver

When a man attempts to have vaginal sex with a woman as she is giving birth. The thrusting motion must be enough to combat the birthing process until climax is reached.

The unstoppable force met the immovable object.

Dude I was about to finish the child piledriver until the doctors pulled me off of her

by Kraitogyn December 10, 2012

Childish

Micheal from love island, he’s childish

Childish that. Pathetic that is. Why are you so f*cking childish.

by Loveislandbants July 8, 2019