The act of having sex with a monkey on the floor (more specifically a carpet) while being high. This is commonly done between a middle aged man and a very young monkey in a form of bestiality. This is referred to a magic carpet because the carpet flies when you are high.
Clax and the monkey names John had aggressive butt sex after passing around a blunt. This ended up occurring on a carpet for comfort, resulting in Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet.
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Carpet cumsplash

Two hairy vaginas being rubbed against each other in the action of scissoring that often occurs during lesbian sex
'Hey do u wanna hang later and perfom the sexual action of a carpet cumsplash?'
"HELL YEAH IM READY GIVE YOU A CARPET BURN"
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Carpet Cumsplash

Two hairy vaginas being rubbed against eachother in the action of scissoring that often occurs during lesbian sex
"Hey do you wanna hang later and perform the sexual act of a carpet cumsplash?"
"Hell yeah im ready to give you a nice hard carpet burn 😩"
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carpet

letting your significant other (usually a female) walk all over you and take advantage in a relationship.
Leo’s such a little carpet, he let his girl stick a finger in his bum after he said no (leo.d0b)
by pistol mike January 22, 2023
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Carpet

(Noun) "Capet is a soft material usually laid on floors of houses to provide a soft surface on which to walk."
- GradeAUnderA 2015

(Adjective) To cover something, usually in a substance of some sort.
(Noun) "I just got a new carpet for my living room."

(Adjective) "We will now carpet the cake with frosting."
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carpet's

Carpet, just something that lays on the floor... And you step on it... Not my rules!
Your mother: Can i buy more carpet's?
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carpet

Man im craving a tasty carpet
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