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Naked Burrito

When you eat a burrito naked in a closet and cry because your life sucks
P1- what did you do last night

P2- just pulled a naked burrito
by Xtremecows July 17, 2016
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Wet burrito

Yo, did you hear Sarah gave Matt a wet burrito in the stairwell
by DirtyJersey99 October 26, 2016
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love burrito

A semi-semen covered burrito
After a night filled of adultery and mouth full of semen, Jane regretfully ordered a burrito she couldnt finish eating. Surprisingly, she went home to a hungry husband. He swallowed every bit of the love burrito.
by Lovemaker565 March 14, 2011
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wet burrito

After intercourse, a man defecates (takes a nicely logged shit) in the woman's vagina.
Sure, the sex was great, but nothing tops the wet burrito I gave the bitch when I was done.
by N8 Dogg November 4, 2003
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Burrito Eater

American who thinks they're eating authetic Mexican food when in fact Mexicans usually eat tacos.
Mirar el "burrito eater" alla. Jaja
by Tempest April 25, 2017
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burrito sleeve

when somebody shoves their entire arm through a burrito, then proceeds to make moaning noises as they eat it off their arm. :)
Mary got an amazing burrito sleeve last night, wink wonk huehuehue ;)
by kissmyshaft420 October 1, 2017
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eating the burrito

when a woman is standing up over another person (male or female) she poops and it falls into the persons mouth and on there face!!!
by Ralph March 24, 2004
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