Naked Burrito

When you eat a burrito naked in a closet and cry because your life sucks

P1- what did you do last night

P2- just pulled a naked burrito

by Xtremecows July 17, 2016

Wet burrito

Another term for a blowjob

Yo, did you hear Sarah gave Matt a wet burrito in the stairwell

by DirtyJersey99 October 26, 2016

love burrito

A semi-semen covered burrito

After a night filled of adultery and mouth full of semen, Jane regretfully ordered a burrito she couldnt finish eating. Surprisingly, she went home to a hungry husband. He swallowed every bit of the love burrito.

by Lovemaker565 March 14, 2011

wet burrito

After intercourse, a man defecates (takes a nicely logged shit) in the woman's vagina.

Sure, the sex was great, but nothing tops the wet burrito I gave the bitch when I was done.

by N8 Dogg November 4, 2003

Burrito Eater

American who thinks they're eating authetic Mexican food when in fact Mexicans usually eat tacos.

Mirar el "burrito eater" alla. Jaja

by Tempest April 25, 2017

burrito sleeve

when somebody shoves their entire arm through a burrito, then proceeds to make moaning noises as they eat it off their arm. :)

Mary got an amazing burrito sleeve last night, wink wonk huehuehue ;)

by kissmyshaft420 October 1, 2017

eating the burrito

when a woman is standing up over another person (male or female) she poops and it falls into the persons mouth and on there face!!!

He was eating the burrito in science class!!!

by Ralph March 24, 2004