Wonder Breadin

To loaf, to procrastinate, to eff around.

You get that done? No. Moe you wonder breadin cuz.

by J_Walkin September 19, 2010

name bragging

When someone always names drops who they have worked for, met, know to increase their bourgyness.

Yo, Adrio is tryin to get at that chick. But he is name bragging again and tellin her he knows all kinds of celebrities.

by Ocluse February 5, 2012

Selective Breeding

The process a bloke undertakes when he leaves a woman at the alter in favour of a lady more likely to give him beautiful children.

Eric: Did you here about Johns Experiment?

Stuart: Yeah he left Jenny on their wedding day for Ashley with the perfect bum to boob ratio, right?

Eric: True! How's that for Selective Breeding!

by Spacemariles June 7, 2013

clean breathing sports ventilator

A ventilator used during an asthma attack that is filled with crystal meth. This clean breathing ventilator requires a lighter for use and will often keep users awake to Christmas (yay Santa!)

"Fuck that ride to Dapto on me stolen bike has given me breathing difficulties. Better have me clean breathing sports ventilator! "

by Tomstrong December 9, 2015

dragon breeding

The act of having anal or vaginal sex after covering your genitals in hot sauce.

Bro 1: my dick really stings
Bro 2: why?
Bro 1: me and my girl did some dragon breeding last night!

by Pretty_sure_he's_not_a_dragon September 13, 2016

Subliminal bragging

Someone who feels the need to brag about their accomplishments by using obscure ways to talk about it.

Or
Someone who will talk about other people's failures and use their mediocre successes to talk about themselves.

Jose: I'm looking forward to you finally attempting a half ironman. I did one because I'm an amazing athlete, but you can to if you train hard

Jason: we failed together remember?

Jose: but I found an easier course, passed now I'm an ironman, I'm really amazing and you will be one day too if you work hard.

Jason: but you did a half not a full. Stop using subliminal bragging to promote yourself.

Jose: iron sharpens iron, you will understand one day if you ever finish one

by Jdavis1178 June 26, 2016

Ali-breathing

The act of hyperventilating quickly and violently into a microphone during stressful situations, making the breather's friends uncomfortable as well as becoming light-headed and/or passing out. For entertainment purposes, of course.

An ali-breathing competition ensued, resulting in two victims hospitalized and one sassy bystander exclaiming "I warned ya!"

by SamanthaJenkins February 28, 2017