Person 1- She was petting the beaver in public last night in her balcony.
Person 2- Did you manage to see her clitoris?
Person 1- Ohhh yeah, she was hairy though...
Person 2- Did you manage to see her clitoris?
Person 1- Ohhh yeah, she was hairy though...
by Sev336 July 23, 2016
Get the petting the beaver mug.Not to be confused with beavering paint. The act of applying a fresh coat to a beaver, normally in an up and down motion like using a paintbrush. Tho counter intuitive considering the moist nature of Castor Canadensis, it is believed that the average beaver will enjoy semi regular seeing too. And go out of their way to get painted as often as possible.
Glen - 'what are you up to this weekend simon?'
Simon - 'you know i was thinking of painting a beaver with my tongue'
Simon - 'you know i was thinking of painting a beaver with my tongue'
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by cave dweller September 5, 2006
Get the stink beaver mug.A woman who is, at her very core, stupid and/or ignorant. Normally this word is used toward women who are over forty. It is not often used toward younger women or women in their teens. "Dumb" refers to a person who cannot speak, and most dumb beavers talk far too much, so the definition is not completely accurate, in a literal sense. Still, when you say "dumb beaver," everybody knows exactly what you mean.
1. While riding my Harley, this dumb beaver pulled out in front of me. She must have been late for her hair appointment!
2. It would have been nice to actually get the questions answered, but the dumb beaver on the phone was too ignorant to be helpful.
2. It would have been nice to actually get the questions answered, but the dumb beaver on the phone was too ignorant to be helpful.
by Rook's Buddy May 9, 2010
Get the dumb beaver mug.When a stupid white girl with Maruchan hair gets manipulated by a monkey to the extent that she buys him lunch and takes him on lil trips but has no cash to buy her son shoes.
by The Sexy 1 August 12, 2012
Get the Dumb Beaver mug.The act of inserting two fingers (usually the first and second finger)into the females vagina and also inserting the pinky finger into the woman's anus.
by Goldilox May 30, 2006
Get the two in the beaver one in the cleaver mug.Someone who is very damn excited/anxious for something, usually resulting in extreme fucking annoyance for the people around them.
by morningtea May 4, 2007
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