Cracker Barrel

The easier way to say "Middle America," or anything west of West Virginia, or east of Colorado. The United States Heartland.

"Where did those draconian voting rights laws get passed?" "Oh, in the cracker barrel." "Of course... the states that have age of consent laws under 18 years old."

by Kuhreezo April 26, 2021

m82 barret

The m82 barret is a long-range anti-material rifle developed with the purpose of penetrating amour but is currently used against personnel resulting in the non-existence of upper torsos. it is chambered in .50 caliber rounds and is probably the most epic gun ever

you see a Taliban and line up the shot you fire and the shot hits him in the stomach but then his stomach disappears in less than a second the m82 barret has done its thing

by stalin grandson May 3, 2021

cracker barrel

A group of white people.

son: whats a cracker barrel?
dad: its a group of white pekple

by f uck ypu August 6, 2021

The bartender

Where you offer a girl a drink at the bar and then ask for her credit card to pay for it.

“I pulled the bartender on a girl last night. I offered her a drink, but I needed her credit card because mine delined.”

by Pseudophedrine September 22, 2021

Mr Barret

A very dangerous man!! Mr barret is one person you don’t want to f*** with. He comes across many wannabe fia gangstas and smarts arses in their youth and turns them into real sotias, he makes you pick up rubbish at lunch if you come late to school then makes you wait outside his office while he looks for his next victim. Do not try to outsmart mr barret because he knows his students every move and always 2 steps ahead of ya, he’s a MATHEMATICIAN, Make sure you turn up to all your final exams because Mr Barret gets the sh*ts when you waste his precious time when he could be in the quad initiating some juniors. And one more thing DONT FORGET YOUR TIE, If you forget your tie or don’t own one then don’t bother coming to school or else he will take your soul and finish yo punk a** off like Mortal kombat. Remember the name Mr barret, fortitudo is his cry.

Mr Barret

by anonymous November 25, 2021

Cracker Barrel

A group of white supremacists huddled into a U-Haul for transportation to some event or location where they can harass racial or sexual minorities.

We were having a nice picnic at the lake, but then a cracker barrel showed up.

by Lieselotte June 15, 2022

Wheel Barreling

When your girlfriend/wife says she is going to give you a threesome but has zero intentions of actually doing it.

My girlfriend keeps wheel barreling me about a threesome with the neighbor lady.

by Scizzott 402 July 26, 2022