Turkeys on the table

This means it's time to go, like on Thanksgiving when the turkeys on the table it's time to eat. The term can be to tell someone to hurry up, and get their ass in gear. Also can mean you have a chance to win a game or a chance to get get your freak on with some smokin hot bitch.

With 10 seconds left in the game, the turkeys on the table for the Steelers with the ball on the goal line.

by TV CARv March 20, 2010

Turkey Paralysis

Normally experienced after Thanksgiving and/or Christmas dinners. A person experiences turkey paralysis after they have consumed an excessive amount of food. This ultimately leads the body into a state of paralysis from being so full and the rest of the evening is normally spent being unable to move on the couch.

Ryan: "How was your Christmas dinner last night?"
Cody: "Way too much food... I entered a state of turkey paralysis. I couldn't move after dinner."

by CP1991 April 4, 2016

TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU

This phrase comes from Cristiano Ronaldo who once said - "TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU!" in an interesting conversation video between him and his friend.

Video name: Cristiano Ronaldo Speaks Turkish

Today it is used as a cheer toward the GREAT Turkish nation.

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by FRNCY September 17, 2021

turkey waffle

Vagina with extra skin

I hit that loose turkey waffle

by pooknboi November 18, 2014

Gotham Turkey

When a man dresses in a bat suit with the balls cut out, then proceeds to eat a raw turkey as a live one shits on his torso. Meanwhile another turkey pecks at his butthole hairs, while the man shits.

Last night I was with this wild girl, and she asked to watch me do Gotham Turkey.

by Boobalaz July 15, 2022

Turkey the blunt

Emptying the blunt without splitting it, and stuffing it with weed like a turkey

Ay bruh did you turkey the blunt? It looks fat as fuck

by Ya Boy Skinny P July 26, 2017

Word turkey

A phrase originated in Kaufman, TX that can be used to acknowledge a statement, to confirm affirmation, to express your approval and/ or just to say hi.

Y’all gonna be home later?
Word Turkey.

by Slim’sLady January 10, 2022