dirty gearshift

when a man puts his penis in a womans ass like the nozzle of a gas pump, then urinates in her as if he was filling a car with gasoline. then he puts a dildo in her ass to act ass the gas cap. he then sits on her back while she crawls around making car noises and he moves his dick around like a gearshift.

yes! my girlfriend wants to do the dirty gearshift with me tonight! vroom vroom!

by wherearemyparents April 13, 2020

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Dirty tobin

When your friend has a dream of you being pregnant.

person 1: you better not have a dirty Tobin about me

person 2: I cant promise anything

by TheFancyPineapple April 26, 2022

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Dirty Adan

The act of sneezing, and cumming at the same time resulting in a heavy nose bleed which is then used as lubricant for round two.

Dude I had my first dirty Adan and now I don’t think I can go back.

by The OG dirty Adan May 5, 2021

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Dirty Ashtray

1. A term used to describe a sex act that involves a woman putting a cigarette on out her tongue before performing oral sex.

2. A term used to describe a sex act that involves a woman putting a cigarette on out her tongue then performs oral sex on another woman, before the act of penetration.

1. I let that elderly woman give me a dirty ashtray.

2. I brought home two elderly women to experience the dirty ashtray.

by The Resinators September 2, 2013

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Dirty Zeus

The act of taking a shit in someone's mouth at close range while, simultaneously, pissing on a live electrical wire. Optimal timing of both shit and piss will cause both participants to be electricuted during the act.

Tom: "Did you hear how Wilf and Timmy celebrated Valentine's Day?"
Bob: "No."
Tom: "They performed a successful Dirty Zeus."
Bob: "Those magnificent bastards."
Tom: "All hail the god of lightning!"

by Air Base Hooker February 15, 2019

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