Double Windsor

The application of a man wearing a dildo backwards achieving the the position of doggy style with two chicks at the same time.

I drove to Windsor Canada and picked up two strippers and fucked them both doggy style at the same time.

-at least one simultaneous ass slapping of the left check of both females at the same time completes the DOUBLE WINDSOR

by shabogan February 17, 2010

Half-Windsor Knot

Noun: When your balls feel like they are twisted after getting off of a plane and paired with jet lag. Can also happen after a long road trip, and your legs fall asleep in your car.

After that long-ass plane ride to Australia, my nuts were twisted into a Half-Windsor Knot

by Bake'EmAwayToys April 3, 2011

flap your wings

To flail one's arms and body around in a vain attempt to prevent an object from falling; to english an object.

The older you get the clumsier you get and the more you'll find you'll have to flap your wings.

by pentozali August 17, 2010

Detroit Red Wings

the oldest team in the NHL not by age of franchise but by average age of players

brett hull played for the Detroit Red Wings he was like 57

by theevilpower December 25, 2005

devil wings

Blood formations that form around the sides of the mouth after a man has eaten the box of a woman on the rag.

Johnny walked out of the teacher's lounge with huge dripping devil wings; it appears, his lover,0 Mrs. Bonanno was on her menstual cycle and he ate that snatch anyway

by Matthew Pryce January 20, 2004

blue wings

Cunnilingus on a pregnant woman.

Wow, after eating out that pregnant chick your cheeks sure look like blue wings. Like wings extending from the corners of your mouth.

by darjeling ltd. November 7, 2009

University of Windsor

One of the worst universities in Canada, as it fails to make it on the top 100 list of Canadian Universities. Those who are dumb enough to get enrolled there and accept usually drop out and/or do nothing successful with their lives. Most of those who attend the University of Windsor are scared to move away from home and leave their parents, and/or are of the less fortunate as they cannot afford to study abroad. Those who attend the University of Windsor think they are the shit, but really will not get anywhere in life as the evil spirits of Windsor, Ontario have unfortunately sucked them in for the rest of eternity.

A professor from the University of Windsor came to my international boarding school to give a speech today and not one person showed up!

or

I heard the University of Windsor is the worst university in Canada!

or

Dude you go to the Univeristy of Windsor? How basic, you should transfer.

by BarbieBitch420 October 22, 2011