hoof whooper

Jack-ass, a person that literally makes you want to beat them senseless, then beat the sense back into them so that they can see how idiotic they are.

I was driving ten over the limit, and that hoof whooper cut me off!

by The Maniacal Oreo October 5, 2019

Wuhan Whooping Cough

Another name for COVID-19

Little Lingi has Wuhan Whooping Cough! Get him to a hospital!

by finesire April 25, 2020

Spankus Whoopee

Spankus Whoopee is a whoopee or a type of animal that whoops.

Spankus Whoopee keeps whooping, it is so loud.

by jamesmardson April 11, 2021

Homemade whoopie cushion

Blow into ones pussy and push on stomach to queef.

I made my girl a homemade whoopie cushion

by IMAaceU888 April 23, 2021

Brown whoopee cushion

When you Beat your balls so relentlessly and mercilessly till you crap yourself

Hey mat yesterday I gave myself a Brown whoopee cushion, I was cleaning shit up for hours.

by Strikegold August 24, 2021

Stuttgart Whoopsie

When you’ve had a massive night on the piss in Stuttgart, a McBreakfast, and then you suddenly experience a reversal of fortune, resulting in having to put your head in a bin while the world spins and you hurl.

After a huge bender, Erik was unfortunate enough to experience a Stuttgart Whoopsie.

by anonymous February 26, 2022

West Virginia Whoopie Coushion

Verb. The action of blowing air into your partners asshole and having them fart in your face

My girlfriend let me give her a West Virginia Whoopie Coushion last night.

by Pappy07 January 18, 2016